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A LAUGHABLE Lawsuit From Joran Van der Sloot!


By Patrick Hurley
Mar. 8, 2006

One of the funniest things about Internet writing is the seriousness that some people place on themselves and their ideas. This indicates they have no personal life and they have to resort to threats and innuendo while hiding behind one of their 723 identities! They hide, cower, attack and then hide again because that is all they have in their pathetic world of make believe.

Oh, and they also serve as my informant duping their blinded followers on a daily basis.

Supposedly, Joran has a new attorney who is the Second Coming of Johnny Cochran. Since Mr. Cochran is dead, I assume this new lawyer will be as effective as that. What was NOT revealed is that the famous Joe T. is a criminal attorney not a civil one. In other words, he is out of his league already. He is also rumored to be working pro bono for Van der Sloot which means he will not make any money since he will not win any of his claims for the, what was it, the DEFENSELESS 17 year-old? Please excuse me while I climb back onto my desk chair from laughing hysterically....

There will be no lawsuits or collections of any money concerning Internet writers and everyone knows it. Yes, I said...EVERYONE! This is just another blathering article about nothing from a man/woman/sheepherder who wants desperately to be recognized by SOMEONE for his briliant writing. Unfortunately, until he starts penning the truth that is devoid of mental illness, no one, including me or any lawyer, will take his threats seriously.

A sad and pathetic figure up there in Canada wishing someone loved him.

He needs to remember the Beatle's ending to a great song from Abbey Road, "And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make."

Spewing hate, breeds hate. You have no credibility. You are LAUGHABLE.

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About the author: Pat Hurley has won three Emmy awards for writing, hosting and producing television shows. He resides in Southern California.

Email: coolhumor@sbcglobal.net


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