Dick Cheney's Phone Call To The President

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Dick Cheney's Phone Call To The President

By Ken Hughes
Feb. 13, 2006

Dick Cheney: George this is Dick, I’m down here in Texas on a hunting trip and I just shot my lawyer.

Bush: So? There’s no law in Texas that says you can’t shoot a lawyer is there?

Cheney: Come to think of it you’re right George. I don’t think there’s either a season or a limit on lawyers.

Bush: What is it you’re hunting Dick.

Cheney: Quail.

Bush: Do you mean to tell me those Al Quaildas are slipping over the Mexican boarder again? You stay down there Dick and stop those terroristas from coming over here blowing things up.

Cheney: No George I’m hunting quail, birds.

Bush: What do birds have to do with those Al Quailda terroristas?

Cheney: Look George I’m taking my lawyer to the hospital. I’ll be down here for a week of so, do you think you can stay out of trouble?

Bush: You telling me you didn’t get him with the first shot?

Cheney: I just want to make sure you don’t screw up while I’m gone.

Bush: There’s nothing going on except that impeachment thing. I can triple talk my way around that for a week or two.

Cheney: Don’t you mean double talk George?

Bush: No Dick their Democrats they understand double talk, it’s their first language. I’ll remind them you’re next up after me. I can probably beat an impeachment wrap the way Bill Clinton did. I’ll remind them who the Vice President is.

Cheney: Don’t you think that a little harsh George?

Bush: Well Dick you know what they say around Washington. You’re Abbot and I’m Costello.

Cheney: I’ve heard that. Bush: Are you going to take another crack at that lawyer fellow. If you do take pictures. I like those pictures with the hunters and their trophies.

Cheney: I don’t think so George. Now remember George if anything comes up you can’t handle the secret service has my cell phone number.

Bush: Oky Doky Dick. Dick it’s almost 8 PM, Laura’s got the covers pulled back and my class of warm milk ready. You know what that means. Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my sol z z z z z z zzzzzzzzzz.

Cheney: George, George, damn it George wake up.

You folks realize this is just a satirical work by a warped mind, don’t you, well don’t you?

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About the author: Ken Hughes joined the Republican Party at the age of three. He hid the fact from his Liberal Democratic family for the next eighteen years. When his political leanings were discovered he was immediately sent packing. Mr. Hughes life began on a ranch in Idaho 75 years ago. He’s traveled extensively to many countries of the world and five continents. He has a keen interest in people and politics. Mr. Hughes believes in the individual’s right to hold his or her own beliefs, his sole purpose for writing is to make people think, what they think is up to them. His one original quote is, "Truth is like a coin, you must see both sides to know it’s not counterfeit."

Email: ken-hughes@comcast.net

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