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Sept. 30, 2005 Everything happens in threes. We had two deaths in the entertainment field. Don Adams and Bob Denver but who will be the third. I am racking my brains thinking who will be next. I have thirty empty coffee containers all over my computer desk with blisters on my two typing fingers. Who will it be? I just remembered that Frank Gorshen died but he doesn't fit into the realm on this time frame. I guess we will have to play the waiting game. Rita and Katrina were the two terrors on this month. I know there will be a third but when and where is the big question here. More coffee perhaps? I'm bouncing off the walls already but it may just help me think. Ok now I have written two things that we are waiting for to happen in threes. Damn it, I can't think of the third paragraph that must happen. It always happens in threes. I must think of another. Natalee Holloway and, who was the other one that was kidnapped? I can't think of her name. I am losing it now. Hold on a second. I am done. I have already written three paragraphs so I am finished with all of this uselessness. I have written three books, I have had three children and well I am good. I think I shall start a new trend. I am going to tell the world about fours. Things will start to happen in fours. There were four musketeers but because we were so into threes we forgot about the fourth guy. The Beatles were four but because things being as they are we forget about the fifth Beatle. Then to make things worse and to keep with the trendy three thing we killed off Paul and made the four lads three. I added up my cups of coffee and low and behold it came out to be four gallons. I did it. I must go fourth to live to write another day. My four fathers would have wanted it this way. Gee I am a lucky man. I'll just bet most of you only had one father. Why do golfers yell "fore!" after they hot the ball? Because they all talked to be and bought my four thing. I skipped the fourth grade only because they all told me I wouldn’t make the grade. By the way, I should call this piece “Four Play” For what? I blame it on too much coffee. ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino I found this fan site aimed towards me: http://www.geocities.com/goombabobby He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: VitoGoomba@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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