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Sept. 29, 2005 Head Demon: “Hey! HEY! The Boss iz back! Welcome back BOSS! How wuz yer vacation in the Gulf of Mexico?” Evil Guy: “Arrrrrrrrrrrrr Yesssssssssssss! It wuz the most excellent vacation I ever took. I wuz so glad to get away from Hell for a while and find me a nice place full of mayhem, death, destruction and general evil of all kinds to play in for a change.” Head Demon: “Did ya take any pitchers Boss? Can I see’em?” Evil Guy: “Arrrrrrrr Yesssssss! Wat’s a vacation without pictures? Here’s one of me surfin inside the eye of Hurricane Katrina just before I steered it into Louisiana and Mississippi! Demon Five got my profile real good, don’cha thinks?” Head Demon: “Dat’s cool Boss! You really know how to hang fifteen!” Evil Guy: “Yesssssssss! Once I destroyed New Orleens with the flood I had the demon buddies whisperin in all the ears of the gullible media about all the murders and rapes and evil that happened in that Superdome place. Here’s a picture of me directing the levee break that buried all them busses that wuz needed to vacuate the city.” Head Demon: “Dat wuz a stroke of genius Boss! Ya got the whole world in an uproar against dat goody-goody Bush guy! Ya had everyone belivin he hated black people and all and killed thousands of people with that hurricane!” Evil Guy: “Well, I can’t take all the credit fer that! Ya godda remember that there’s a lot of them silly liberal type folks who are capable of making up rumors and whoppers like that all by themselves. They’re almost as reliable as the top ten demon buddies.” Head Demon: “Yeah, yer right about dat Boss! Hey, wat’s dat pitcher? Is dat you with Barbara Streisand? Dat’s cool! She’s hot!” Evil Guy: “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr Yessssssssssss! That wuz the best part of the whole vacation! I got to whisper in Bab’s ears almost the whole time them hurricanes were pumping in the Gulf. Ya know she’s become the greatest expert in Global Warming for that whole goody-goody United States place. More people listen to Bab Streisand than any old scientist. She is getting a little saggy though.” Head Demon: “Still Boss, I wish I had been there with ya! Man I really like her singing!” Evil Guy: “Well, I have a few more souls to put in my brand new closets. I’ll let you peek at Bab’s every once in a while.” Head demon: “Boss, yer just too good to me.” Evil Guy: “Arrrrrrrrrrr Yessssssss! But don’t you worry none. I’ll find some way to be rotten to you soon. Right now I’m feelin too good to be rotten. Here, you can check out the rest of the pictures. There’s some with the demon buddies making sure the rumors got spread just right. There’s some more showing our little side trip to Texas to surf Hurricane Rita, but I got bored with that one; the governor of Texas moved too fast for me and vacuated all his folks before I could kill too many.” Head Demon: “Well, from the looks of all the pitchers ya brung ya really hadda good time Boss. I know ya really needed the change of pace.” Evil Guy: “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr Yesssssssssss! The Gulf of Mexico and New Orleens are great places to vacation. I understand the film crew from “Girls Gone Wild” is always down there. It was good to see the demon buddies so enthused too. Right now though, I think I need a nap.” ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae has contributed over 400 articles to Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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