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Sept. 28, 2005 My teenage son and his friends built a fire in the backyard. They were roasting hot dogs, eating Pizza, drinking sodas, listening to that noise that young people often call music. Two young men from the Mormon Missionaries had stopped by the house so the kids invited them to join in. They were laughing, having a good time and minding their own business. "Hey, what are you doing keeping company with that little nigger girl," the drunk neighbor started yelling at my son. "Just ignore that lard eating, beer belly wife beating fool," one of the kids advised the biracial girl who was simply a part of the group. "Come on this property and I will call the law on you for trespassing, "my son told the neighbor. The kids went back to their barbecue and decided to let the drunk neighbor rant. "Our Yo Mamma Jokes and Root Beer will outlast his ranting, the girl's brother started joking. "That lard eating beer sucker is superior to a blowfly bite on a cows butt and his mama's so ugly that kids go out on Halloween as her," the kids joked and laughed. The disgruntled neighbor finally went into his house. The City Police car rolled up in front of the house. The cop strutted over to the teenagers, and boomed, "Your neighbor tells me that you all are having a wild party and calling him names." One of the young Mormon missionaries told the officer, " These kids are minding their own business. That man ought to be arrested for Public Drunk and Disorderly." The cop commented, "The man has a right to be drunk on his own property, He has "status" in this town. His father-in-law is on the city council and you kids had better turn that radio down or I will have to drag all of you to Southern Regional Jail." As the cop strutted back to his police car, one of the teens whispered, " that cop wears a big belt buckle to hide his excitement when he sees livestock." The next week they were discussing the incident at the local city council meeting. "What is this younger generation coming to," the Mayor commented as she voted to close the town skating rink, a local teen hangout down. "What this younger generation is coming to," a teenager advised the press. We want to be friends with kids of different colors and religions, but drunk bigots who have more status than we do call the police on us. He gets listened to and we don't. Afterwards, you all wonder why young people leave West Virginia. " A few weeks later, County Sheriff, State Trooper and City Cop cars were parked in front of the neighbor's house. They had received a deperate call from woman of the house, because the man was beating on her. The kids were in the yard cheering and applauding as the police banged on the door, broke in the door and carted the drunken neighbor to Southern Regional Jail. "Maybe, they will make the fool go to AA meetings," the young girl commented. "Yeah and give the peckerwood a black sponsor," her brother added. "What is a peckerwood," my son asked. ------------ About the author: Bonijean Isaacs is a freelance writer and Astrologer in West Virginia. Email: inez4liberty@gmail.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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