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Sept. 26, 2005 Tell me about global warming Uncle Al. My teacher says the upper quarter of the planet was covered by 20 feet of ice millions of year’s age. My teacher says the Great Lakes formed when the ice melted. My teachers said the warming of the planet killed all the dinosaurs. Did SUV created global warming kill all the dinosaurs Uncle Al? If the polar ice cap receded from the 45th parallel to the artic circle, and it took millions years why are you worried about me not being able to survive and grow up? I don’t think I’m going to live to be a million years old Uncle Al. When archeologists dig for dinosaur bones, why don’t they ever find any SUV bones Uncle Al? If it’s the oceans heating up from global warming that creates hurricanes why don’t they have them at Kennebunkport Main, Uncle Al? Did President Bush pass a law hurricanes can only happen in Florida and Texas? Is that how President Bush is going to make the big Texas oil companies rich by giving them big hurricane tax breaks, Uncle Al? My teacher says most clothing’s made from oil byproducts. If the environmentalists stop, oil from being produced and turned in to cloth does that mean us guy’s can look at necked ladies all the time. My teacher says 60% of our economy is based on oil production, are you going to bring down our economy Uncle Al? I’m having a problem with what you’re telling me Uncle Al. I listen however analytical analysis says what you’re telling me can’t be true. Too many of your facts don’t fit with reality, Uncle Al. Scientific data tell us global warning’s been going on for millions of years. Long before there were SUVs. I’m sorry Uncle Al, I’m only five years old but I know bull_sh*t when I hear it. My teacher says there’s no manmade Global Warming, I agree, now give me back my Barbie. ------------ About the author: Ken Hughes is prone to an occasional grammatical error and an occasional misspelled word. He claims to have learned to write by reading the Old Testament. Therefore, if you have problems with his writing talk to God. If his spelling offends you talk to Bill Gates. Ken believes its the message thats important, the rest is nonsense. Email: ken-hughes@comcast.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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