I Am Brain Dead (I Smoke) Part 2

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I Am Brain Dead (I Smoke) Part 2

By Bob D. Caterino
Sept. 21, 2005

In the world we have pipe smokers, cigar smokers, smoked hams, smokin Joe Frasier, hookah smokers, marijuana smokers as well as crank and crack smokers.

In this corner we have your reformed non smoker or the ones that had never taken a puff in there lives. In the other corner we have the smoker. Some smoke because it has a grip on them that is so strong it just wonâ€™t let go but then there is your pleasure smoker. I love the smell of second hand smoke. I bought incense just so my home can smell the smell. I love smelling like an ashtray. Sometimes at night I roll myself up in my white bed sheet and pretend I am a cigarette.

I used to deny that smoking can kill you. I now seen the light, no pun intended, well ok, pun intended.

I had an uncle that smoked four packs a day. We were all worried that one day his habit would bite him in the buttocks. And low and behold it did. He was walking across a busy street one day smoking away. He dropped a pack on the ground in the middle of that street. When he bent over to pick it up a bus rolled over him.

The hookah smokers are extremist purists. This is the equivalent of playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. The pot smokers, well lets just say they are smokers with a great sense of humor making a statement. These smokers just don't know what that statement is plus they eat you out of house and home but they are usually great magicians. If not careful they can make your car disappear. These people are harmless but beware; they will laugh at your teeth. Pipe smokers are only people that think they are better then the rest. Smoked hams are tasty. Smokin Joe Frasier is cool. Now as for crank and crack smokers they are just insane. These people are told that one time you try it you will be hooked and spiral into a deadly crash to oblivion. These people usually are daredevils who will do anything they are told not too. I will close with this. Anything with the word crack is bad for you. Remember if you step on the crack you will break your mothers back? There is one crack I agree with and that is the crack of your, ask me anything you wish via email.

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