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Sept. 15, 2005 Britney Spears has a baby boy at Los Angeles hospital on Wednesday September 14th. Now the big focus is on what to name this baby. Britney would probably name it something simple like Paul or Phil but I was thinking more of a name that people would remember. A name must fit, suit the last name and I think that Broccoli or Chukka would be fitting. Better yet in this day and age of strange names like Celador or Anferny maybe a strange name would well serve little baby spears. Maybe a great Roman name like Caesarean or Javelin or maybe even urethra like the great singer Urethra Franklin oops sorry she was a wreath. Well whatever she names the kid I'll just bet it will be a wonderful one. I know if Jessica Simpson has a baby she will have a hard time naming her baby. She can't use the names Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge or Maggie. I just know if Britney has another in just five months she will probably say "Oops I did it again." Britney we all wish you well and we all know making the transition from a pop superstar with two hits on her hands in just ten years to a stay at home bon bon eating television watching weight gainer mom will be just what you always dreamed of. By the way Britney, it is a known fact that babies will suck the millions right out of you and that you wont have any problems with your new marriage. He won't leave you after the honeymoon is over. He is a keeper but the question is, are you? Pass the bon bons please. ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino I found this fan site aimed towards me: http://www.geocities.com/goombabobby He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: VitoGoomba@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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