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Internet Dating And Bonessa's Rogue Gallery Of Men

By Bonijean Isaacs
Oct. 23, 2005

I don't go to bars and do most of my shopping on the Internet. I buy lots of books on the Internet because the local Bookstores have just don't have books on Horary Astrology, Fixed Stars, Degrees, Asteroids. Planetary Returns or Kama Sutra. Another thing I shop for on-line is men.

Ideally just one, but it does seem like I have to screen trough a lot of frogs to find the King. They are not all frogs. They are just not my King. They may just be Kings in another woman's Realm. I belong to a dating site for Seniors and there is a network on the site where we include our Internet friends. I recently received an interesting response from a gentleman on the site.

He advised me to accessed my own personal profile, He asked why did I have a "Rogue's Gallery of men" attached to my profile? He informed me that it is a complete turn off to anyone that would interested in you as himself. I pondered on why someone who is turned off by me would bother to respond.

Nevertheless, I sent my assessment of his profile. Glancing at Mr. Goodbar. No Picture - No Participation in Magazine or Blog - Claims to be a Backwoods Southern Lawyer. Into Hiking and Wine Tasting. Hiking is good, WineTasting is not. Sun, Moon, Mercury, Neptune Libra - definitely knows how to play sidewalk lawyer. Venus, Mars, Jupiter conjunct in Scorpio. The man is a game playing love machine with a big ego. Saturn Pluto Conjunct in Leo - That can be an interesting combination - the man is either a lawyer or a Mafia gangster. Uranus in Gemini - Depending on the location, he may prefer his own gender.

Next he sends me a response telling me that I am definitely someone Very Special! That he knew I knew I did the right thing by e-mailing me and I am the ….. the essence of

Excitement and Adventure! He enclosed two pictures of himself.. Now I am confused??? Lawyers generally are not my forte. I usually go out with construction workers, truckers and bikers.

If the gentleman thinks that I have too many friends in the network in my Senior Dating Site, it would boggle his mind if he knew how many friends I have in my Adult Dating Site. There are 81 men in that network. There are an abundance of frogs on that site.

On the Senior Site, the 20 men and one woman in my network are mostly blogging buddies. I have actually dated two of men on the site. The last one was a second date. I went to his house. He cooked dinner, I did the dishes. We relaxed in his hot tub for about thirty minutes. After we got out of the hot tub, he turned on a football game. I read my books on Horary Astrology and fell asleep on his couch. There were no compromised virtues on that date. He is not a frog but I suspect he is somebody else's king.

A few days later, I went out with a Gentleman from the Adult dating site. We agreed to meet at a local diner for lunch. He said he would wear a red shirt. I lost my car keys on my way out the door to meet him. I called the diner and told them to tell a man in a green shirt that I would be late. I finally casted a horary chart to find my keys and made it to the diner fifteen minutes late. He was wearing a red shirt. I didn't check the e-mail telling me that the green shirt was in the laundry.

I did his Astrological chart. We are both Libra's born on the same day but different years. He is an east coast conservative with all his planets on the west side of his chart. I am a west coast woman with left coast attitudes and Eastside planet.

After lunch, he introduced me to the sport of Geocaching. This involves find hidden treasure in the wilderness utilizing a GPS locator. I located two caches that day and just put together a cache to plant for other Geocachers to find. I have a sneaking suspicion the most valuable find that day was him. Can a retired military man and a freespirited stargazer be a love connection? Time will tell but at least I found a great hiking buddy.

Meanwhile, the lawyer just sent a message apologizing for his remarks about my rogue gallery of men. He is pondering that perhaps he found a soulmate or not? We are both Growth Teachers, into Reiki -Namaste- and nudists, with a quest for greater understanding of the Cosmos. The scenario gets interesting.

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About the author: Bonijean Isaacs is a freelance writer and Astrologer in West Virginia.

Email: inez4liberty@gmail.com


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