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Nov. 30, 2005 As was initially recounted back in mid-October, sadly lacking then from Aruba and the official missing person lists was any Holloway, Holloway-Twitty, Mammana or Twitty. http://www.useless-knowledge.com/1234/oct/article171.html That deficiency has been partially rectified (even now, Velcro Joe never did make it to Aruba, ever) by the inclusion of Natelee Holloway on the FBI list but, most curiously, only on a ‘seeking information’ sub-list, with this refreshingly truthful disclaimer (which most accurately describes the malaise currently impacting the HollowayMedia Inc. (HMI) misinformation campaign): “It should be noted that this information is provided for investigative purposes only and no accusations of guilt or criminal involvement are inferred. No person(s) has been charged in Natalee Holloway's disappearance, and under United States law all persons are considered innocent until proven guilty.” http://p073.ezboard.com/ftheunusualsuspectsfrm7.showMessage?topicID=412.topic Beth has seemingly been banished to the hinterlands by the more reputable of the media networks’ news-coverage teams (and no one suggests that the media-maven-loving mother has hied herself out of the limelight, on her own accord, as partial atonement for the gross disservice she has done to her daughter’s memory, Aruba, the Arubians and the doting, donating American public). Hopefully, with luck and God’s grace, she will remain there and not appear on any ‘missed’ persons list. Accompanying Beth in her prime-time vanishing is her recent go-to-guy, Dr. Michael Baden, a forensic pathologist and the host of ‘Ask Dr. Baden: An autopsy special’, who buttressed Beth on her November 20th foray in front of the cameras on Julie Banderas’s show. Dr. Baden, who one must presume would require a body in order to practise his autopsy trade, may have honed his skills in bodyless speculation with his assessment of the decades-old JFK assassination. He was active in the O J Simpson trial and earned the following accolade: “As for Dr. Michael Baden, the reader might be interested to know that he testified at both of O.J. Simpson's trials, FOR THE DEFENSE. Many observers feel the prosecution destroyed Dr. Baden's credibility in cross-examination in the criminal trial. At the civil trial, Dr. Baden markedly changed his arguments. Dr. Baden also testified at the Louise Woodward trial, i.e., the famous Nanny Trial of a few years back, again FOR THE DEFENSE. After watching Dr. Baden testify, one former U.S. Attorney, Joseph DiGenova, said in a television interview, "I don't know how any jury can still take this guy seriously." Dr. Baden supported the bizarre medical arguments put forth by Barry Scheck (yes, the same Barry Scheck who defended O.J. Simpson in his criminal trial). http://ourworld-top.cs.com/mikegriffith1/id151.htm Sharing center stage in this contrived, made-for-the-media madness might seem like a career-killing move (as the failed dowser and that psychic out-of-body interviewer of in-custody individuals could attest); however, if Dr. Baden has reinvented himself and given up cadavers for this charade, he may be able to resurrect himself and blossom in this new reincarnation. In yet another strange occurrence, as this fantasy descends deeper into the realm of the farcical, one more seemingly HMI-blessed and -sanctioned donation-focused website (.anation4natalee.org) has erupted; this time out of Kennett, Mo, and run by what comes across as a troop of fully functioning and happily practising dyslectics. Whatever credibility this case may have ever had has almost disappeared entirely and, as the spectre of almost-certain litigation looms larger on the Caribbean horizon, there is an excellent chance that a posse of libel lawyers could catapult the Aruban four into the ranks of the newly minted millionaire class (rest assured, these people do have couth and would be welcomed into the moneyed minority). On November 29, Barbara Walters, of 20/20 fame, is presenting her ‘The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005’ special, and included on the roster (along with Beth’s limousine-sharing buddy, Condoleeza Rice, who is herself missing those bothersome Weapons of Mass Destruction) is no other than Beth Reynolds Holloway-Twitty. Depending upon what fascinates and entertains America, this could be a macabre hour of misery (and Scientologist Tom Cruise is also in the running). What a wasted prime-time opportunity, as Ms. Walters' investigative skills could have worked wonders in determining who is culpable for the in-doubt and supposedly doctored Dr. Phil interview tapes. ------------ About the author: Dayo Gould is a frequent visitor to Aruba, and is a volunteer ESL teacher in a Christian school. Email: ed_asp@hotmail.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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