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Nov. 15, 2005 And in the end, there is no worst or best writer in this minute but competent community of compelled columnists. Anyone who puts themselves out there and tries in my book has already surpassed the line of contention. Contests have not been by any means my best forte. It matters not who wins or loses it what is in the heart that counts. Being compelling and writing what you believe in is the key. I think you are all winners here. Many people think of doing, but you are doing it. I applaud you all in the efforts put forward and if you make me feel, that is an award within itself. My adversaries should deem proud when the winner is revealed, but whether or not picked to be the columnist of the year is still just a small part of it. It is surely doing what you love to do that is the real reward here. I just enjoy what I do and have so for a thousand years now. If I write for the N.Y. Times or High Times it doesn't matter as long as I write. You should not find this to be work but fun. If you have to pompously place your five dollar words carefully to get a point across then so be it. I think we should write as a casual conversation. Real life is as such and many reading articles can't find the time to keep a dictionary by their side at all times. Just view things in life and tell the tales you see. It is deliberate that some of the populace are just showing off their linguistic familiarity but getting the point out, should be the number one precedence. Ok, now that that is over with let me just say, we only have one vote to give for our U.K. so let's make it count. It is our duty, heh, heh, heh, I just typed duty. It is our obligation to vote for the person we think executes the best position. I got to stop reading playboy. I didn't mean position I meant point. Now be weary of frakes and flauds, I mean fakes and frauds, and I just say this as an absurd, I mean observer. Now let's stick it to the man. Vote and be counted and let's just see who the best here is. This is America and all its ideology at work so vote many times over my friends. As communists, um columnists we should be counted so lets, shall we? My name is Frankie Melanoma and I tink what Bob says is true. I want that you all should vote for Bobby D. or else I will have to break a few arms off and hit you wit dem. How do you say I am broke in Italian? Mafunsello. Now Back to Bobby D. Sorry for the insurrection. I am sorry for that folks. The guy told me if I didn't let him have his say he was going to stuff my socks in my mouth. I wish that on no one. Just vote what is in your hearts. Good luck and happy writing. ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino I found this fan site aimed towards me: http://www.geocities.com/goombabobby He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: VitoGoomba@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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