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Internet Love

By Bob D. Caterino
Nov. 14, 2005

People speak about honesty on the net. I disagree and will without a shadow of a doubt prove that it just doesn’t exist on the www. There are people that will tell you they are honest but even if they believe this themselves they have to admit that it is a far stretch from the truth.

First you have the discouraged people for what ever reason is having trouble at home. These people will begin to talk to others on line and hopefully find someone that will listen. Now on the other end you have found that special listener that indeed will hang on your every word you type. Ok, so you found each other and here is where the self acknowledge must take place but usually does not. The women are usually a perfect ten. They have a picture that usually shows themselves in either great light or a younger version of her. The guy also is a ten but if and when they meet and trust me if they are not what they say they are this never will take place. The man is usually fat, bald and ugly. The woman usually has a mustache and both will almost always have more chins then Chinatown.

Editing is the key here. There is never anger on the net only understanding and loving. We tend to edit out anything that would make the other person see in a veracity view. We now can see our knight in shining armor and will stop at nothing to have these folks. The real world sees people in real view but the on line realism is always edited and perfect except for spelling and grammar and I am proof of that.

The reality of it is, if you are a guy you are only trying to get a rise out of the other party to boost your ego and sexual awareness. If you are a woman, using cyber sex as a tool then nine out of ten times you probably are male. Real women just aren’t like that on line, but men are.

Like any tools, there are good people and bad on here. The bad will not care how old the girls are they are talking too. They will edit themselves to be younger then they are and if the teen decides this is the guy for her or him it usually turns out to be false and improper. Bad men and women will try anything to meet teens which are vulnerable and only harm and disgusting things will come of it. Women may meet someone but must beware. People are not always who they set out to be. Ipso Facto, rape, and beatings will not be a good thing so just a fare warning to those younger who think they are going to meet the one who listens to them and understands them. These are not people who you want to meet.

If you fall into the meeting trap or game then it is advised that you meet in a well lighted area with a large amount of people so if you need to get out you can. The best advise I can give to you is do not meet anyone at all.

The net should be a tool used by us to do research and of course to buy my newest book “Growing up Goomba.” You can have your silly little love affairs on here but remember it is all edited. The other party is only on here to go along with your every word. Beware and be warned. Be suspect of anyone that sounds like a great thing. If it is too good to be true it most likely is. By the way, I am a male, um a 20, looking for a woman in her fifties. I look like Paul Newman in his younger days and have billions in my bank account. I am willing to travel and meet you at night when your dirty no good hubby is either away or working. Must send me lots of cash because my money is all tied up in mutual funds at the moment. If it is older men you like then I am in my forties or fifties, which ever suits you. Thanks for this read and please be careful out there. Instead of trying to find the greener grass on the other side try watering your own lawn for a change.

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About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino

I found this fan site aimed towards me: http://www.geocities.com/goombabobby

He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya?

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