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Nov. 12, 2005 Men and women are not cut from the same cloth. A man thinks very differently then a woman does and I can prove it here and now. I am about to let you in on secrets never before unveiled and will probably be banned from the human race for telling you this but here it goes. If a man, no matter what the age, has a special person in there life, a wife, girl, or significant other, and he looks at a woman, just to admire her, then his special someone will consider this cheating. If a woman meets with an old boyfriend or goes out dancing all night and falls asleep in his car then gets driven home and loads of hugs are involved in there good-bye ritual then this in her eyes is not cheating. Now here is where it gets complicated. A man doesn't think kissing touching talking or shoving dollars into a topless women's thong is cheating. A woman does and with all due justification. Women just think everything they do is for the good of the relationship. A man just does things that feel right at the time no matter what it is. We must understand something here. Men will stop at nothing to get a woman, who shows him the slightest attention into the sack. Women fall for the lies we hand out. Women are superficial and men are targeting anything that moves. A woman places looks, smarts, and overall appearances into the mix. A man will go for any women no matter what. Lets say a wife who has been married for a year and still is fully dedicated to her husband goes out to lunch with her boss. Now they are eating and talking. You can bet that the male boss now knowing a little bit about her husband is using that to get her to like him better. A woman always loves to tell things wrong with there spouse. Once a man gets hold of that information he runs with it. He can lie about anything so he tells her he feels for her and starts making things up about his spouse or girl. Empathy is the woman's worst friend. She begins falling for the male's line of crap and feelings start top materialize deep within her. The male is hoping, no betting on this to work. "Oh boy, this reminds me that my stupid husband forgot to take the letters to the post office. He always forgets things that are important." She would say in casual conversation. The boss answers with "Yeah but I'll just bet he is so attentive and caring that you can't stay mad at him for very long." She replies, "Are you kidding? I will be lucky if he remembers my birthday or Valentines Day or even our anniversary." The boss now has something to run with. He doesn't pounce right away but will concur with her. "Oh he probably has a lot to do. He probably is a hard working man doing the best he can for you sweetie. I shouldn't say this but, no I shouldn't." "Oh go ahead what it is?" she asks wondering what he will say and clinging on his every word by now. "We I was going to say if you and I were together I would always listen, and do everything for you. Love should be a partnership. The other stuff like sex and cuddling is just the fringe benefits." The boss adds. You see men don't care about feelings, cuddling or talking. He just said that to get on her side and she is falling for the line of bull hook, line and sinker. She smiles and that lets the guy she is with know she likes what he said. He now turns it up a notch. When a woman hears a man say that sex is not important and cuddling and talking is she melts. The three wines she had with lunch helps a lot also. Now she feels like someone cares and is taking the time out to listen to her feelings. She develops a crush and maybe even some feelings for the guy. They have bonded even if these bonds are made under false circumstances. He holds her hand and tells her it will all be ok. Now he tells her to take the rest of the day off. He drives her home and they hug goodbye. When the embrace ends he gazes into her eyes and they kiss. It was nothing special, just as friends. This was a case in point. If a woman is susceptible, the opportunities are endless. If a woman sees something she wants, this is another story all together. She will never lie, as I said before but will manipulate, and scheme to get what she wants. Let me rephrase this statement and say women only lie to themselves to justify the situation. A man will lie for the heck of it. Men forget or are ignorant to women's inner intuition. If a man lies and a woman buys that lie it is not ok or over. The woman has this little angel and devil sitting in the pit of her stomach. They tell her when you cheated or when you lie. She may let the small stuff go but be away that she knows. This is put on hold for when she wants to do a little flirting for her self. Commitment and love has nothing do with it. Marriage is outdated and overrated. We, as people just need to be wanted and get it when we can. I ask only one thing of you reader. Never tell where you read this from. If she finds out I will deny it all. Does anyone know how to get the smell of cheap perfume off of my clothes? Yeah, women sprayed me while I was walking through a department store. I ignored her and looked the other way. I couldn't even tell you what color her eyes were. I just thought you may need to know how women really are. We all know about men already now don't we? ------------ About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino I found this fan site aimed towards me: http://www.geocities.com/goombabobby He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya? Email: VitoGoomba@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. 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