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Nov. 28, 2004 I was born six months after the end of World War II. I was a kid when Truman left office and Eisenhower took the oath, Nixon was his vice president. My brother fought in the Korean War, came home with a gun, and went to prison for armed robbery. He died in prison, pneumonia they said. Another brother was in the service during the Cuban Crisis, came home and reenlisted. I served during Vietnam, no fighting for me though. I came home and in a John Kerry state-of-mind. We had to be flown into Oakland Airport in the dark so no one would spit on us and protest the arrival of the unpopular warriors. We were unpopular warriors, what a hoot. We hated the war so we blamed the warriors. Boy, how times have changed. We have an unnecessary war on our hands and the President of the United States is the greatest thing since peppermint patties. Go figure. Blame it on those darn “godless” demons called Democrats. This whole dag-nabbit world of ours is in a mess because of those liberal “godless” sons-of-a-x#0x-. Man, I am so thankful those conservatives are around. Things are so much better now that they have control of things. I feel so much safer. I also feel so much better about my chances of a decent retirement, better wages, better healthcare, and my ability to spend more money on gas. My cheek-in-tongue thanks go out to all the Conservative cronies out there. We could never have fallen to this level of existence without you. I hopefully will be in my grave when the privatization of Social Security ruins our children’s chances for early retirement. I’ve been thinking of a scenario. Let’s see, “sorry folks they’ll be no retirements this year, Wal-mart stocks have gone down. It’s a bad year for the Fortune 500.”
I believe by the year 2016 that the
President of the United States will be a Wal-
mart manager, the Vice President of course will
be an assistant manager of Chic-fil-a. The
Secretary of State will be a banjo player from
Philadelphia. The Secretary of Defense will be
Rush Limbaugh. “Rush? Are you awake?”
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