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Nov. 8, 2004 I've been hearing a lot of anger out there since the election, a lot of depression among John Kerry supporters. I tried showing my compassionate conservative side to the Edwards family and got my head bit off, well almost. (Do you know how much that hurts?) Okay, I admit it. I'm bored now, but in a happy way. I do, however, feel for the poor souls who thought John Kerry could walk on water. Especially Dandy Dan Rather. The poor guy has to be a little down right now. Not to mention Mickey Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, and the greater part of the entertainment and news media. Look, if it makes you feel any better I felt the same way with the previous resident of the White House. I got over it. I know there will be nothing but sour grapes for the next four years. Look, I'll tell you what...I'll feel really bad for awhile about the outcome of the election. Will that help? Okay, times up. I hope that makes you feel better. I want you to know I thought I felt a tear coming on. I don't know, maybe it's allergies. There's a lot of mold around here. I can, however, imagine Dan Rather and I can just see him in his Psychologist's office trying to get a grip on what I'm sure he feels is a terrible disaster. Heck, I bet the poor man has that office on speed dial. I can see him trying to get through a news day and hitting that little button on his cell phone, or maybe having a secretary, or maybe a page dial it for him. He's probably even taking something for the pain. I believe the condition is Algore Syndrome. I think what he and other libs are going through is flashback to 2000. It involves signs of stress, anger, depression, withdrawal, confusion, and hallucinations. The latter concerning the total stupidity of those who voted for Bush and the break down in getting the message out to the voters. Total feeling of disenfranchisement. It also, includes a sick feeling the country is going to go down the tubes. Well, Dan, it isn't. Believe me I have survived eight years of terrible depression and believe it or not, Dan, the country didn't go down the tubes with the Clintons. No matter how bad it got I knew one day there would be a change for the better. Tell you what, Mr. Rather (Mr. Moore, Ms. Goldberg, etc.) what you need is a change of scenery. Take a trip. Get out and see the world (I would have done that myself, but didn't have the money) and take a little time to rest. I might suggest Cuba, or China. I think you'd like that. Don't worry about things. Look, Dan, I can even suggest someone to fill in for you at the news desk for a little while. Granted the guy has a pretty good gig right now, but I'm sure he could squeeze in the time if you made a good offer. The man I have in mind is Rush Limbaugh and I'm sure he'd be glad to help you out. ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College in Lebanon, Illinois and the father of two teens (one of which will be getting married in the next couple of years, maybe sometime in 2006) and the author of The Ghost of the Cavalier due out in 2005. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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