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May 26, 2005 I spent about 30 seconds one day wondering whatever happened to good old Ron Lewis. I did a quick check on Google News, no Ron. Yahoo was my next stop, no Ron. I assumed one of his metaphors must have swallowed him. Ron has a way with words, if he could only put them in coherent sentences. I finally found a way of making sense out of one of Ron’s articles. I copy and paste it to my word program, then I let my automated spell check arrange his article and correct the errors into coherent sentences. However, my computer has asked me please not to do it again, it says it’s to taxing. Incidentally Ron in your last article I found eight misspelled words, two miss used words, several miss used commas, and several ill constructed sentences, what the hell who’s counting. Not me as you’ve pointed out many times, I can’t spell and I think Grammar is a breakfast cereal Ron’s back in all his glory. The self-appointed master of the blog. Ron is here to teach us all he knows, [this won’t take long folks.] Ron has re-entered our lives in his usual nasty manor. He’s not only taken me on but some of my friends as well. Brooks Mick, Mac McCrae, and Nicolas Olsen to mention a few, I’m sure he’ll get around to the rest of you soon. I know Ron is smarter than I am because he’s told me he is. I’m much older, I have more education, I’ve traveled further, I’ve meet more dignitaries, and celebrities than Ron, I’m sure I surpass him in business experience but he’s smarter than me because he says he is. In the beginning, Ron Lewis bugged the hell out of me. Then I realized he was just another moron looking for a pulpit to preach from. Ron taught me one thing, if the message is important enough the reader will get it rather than the errors in the article. Only those blessed with the brain of a Turkey pick the crap out of articles leaving the meat [good stuff] for those intelligent enough to appreciate wisdom when they see it. Perhaps Ron is more to be pitied than persecuted. With all that’s going on in the world and all Ron can come up with is chastising fellow writers. Are we to believe with all Runs wisdom he can’t come up with a story on something? Could it be Ron didn’t put the Wiz in wisdom after all. Ron I welcome you back from wherever you say you’ve been, [ ? ] Enjoy this exchange, it’s the last you’ll get from me. Rant on, as you will make all the ridiculous accusations you like. We know who you are and what you are. Go for it, Ron take me apart, say what you like. You’ll need to get one of my friends to tell me what you said because I will never read one of your articles again. ------------ About the author: Ken Hughes is prone to an occasional grammatical error and an occasional misspelled word. He claims to have learned to write by reading the Old Testament. Therefore, if you have problems with his writing talk to God. If his spelling offends you talk to Bill Gates. Ken believes its the message thats important, the rest is nonsense. Email: ken-hughes@comcast.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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