2. You believe major combat is over in Iraq.

3. You believe that Iraq really did have Weapons of Mass Destruction, but the tooth fairy took them away when the war began.

4. You think Social Security privatization is a great idea.

5. You believe the Republican Party is out to help the poor person.

6. You believe Medicaid is not in debt; it’s just a ruse.

7. You believe CAFTA is going to help the American worker.

8. You believe America’s borders are protected from intrusion.

9. You believe the airplane flying in the D.C. no-fly zone was just a freak accident. The Bermuda Triangle must have moved north.

10. You believe the relationship between G.W. and a chimpanzee is simply coincidental.

Your signature here_____________________________ indicates that you believe all of the above indicators and that you will voluntarily commit yourself to an asylum in Brazil.

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