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May 10, 2005 There’s a group of hard-shell liberals who’s duty, [nay] destiny it is to save the world from conservatives like me. I recall in my college days the Christian missionaries came around and insisted they take me home to Jesus, When I declined I became some kind of a pariah to be shunned. Now liberal missionaries want to point me away from my misguided conservative views. They insist I be reborn as a liberal so I may eventfully enter the house of Teddy, Robert, John, Nancy, Harry, and all the other little liberal darlings slinking around the Dem-farm. Did you know liberals no longer want to be called liberals, their working on new names, Progressive Conservatives, Centrist Conservatives, Anti Conservatives, or Enlightened Conservatives? They think it was the Conservative title that’s electing Republicans, not their ideas. It’s not politically correct to disagree with a liberal. That would be akin to breaking one or all of the Ten Commandments, [if liberals believed in the Ten Commandments.] The only pure thoughts are liberal thoughts. I’ve been called a Moron, Neanderthal. Idiot, if it’s the least bit gray I’ve been called it, why you asked? Because I have the audacity to disagree with liberals. There’s no way to discuss alternative opinions with liberals, it’s their way or no way. “There is but one God”, the God of liberalism, accept it or accept nothing. Liberals will go to any end to guarantee their right to free speech, and go to any end to shut down conservative speech. Liberals fabricate the most ridicules lies and can’t understand why no one believes them. [There is but one truth] that’s the truth of liberalism, so they say. This has become obvious by the stands Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are taking on President Bush’s requests to congress. They’ll come to the table when the president comes around to their way of thinking. Until then their not playing ball with the administration. Now I ask you is that the way we want our congress to act, like spoiled children? It’s possible in one or two more national elections we’ll see a three party political system, Republicans, Democrats, and The Liberal Obstructionists. I can’t see Democrats standing by and allowing their party be destroyed by hard-core liberalism. Was Harry Truman, the last good Democrat or is it just me thinking it. I can see Harry tramping around Heaven with a big stick not speaking softly, wishing he could come back and kick a few liberal butts. If they allow physical abuse in Heaven and I were any of the liberals who control the Democratic Party I would be praying to go to Hell. FDR, HST, JFK and others are going to kick the crap out of them for destroying their Democratic Party, if they show up in Heaven Back to my conversion. Most of the e-mails I get are from liberals wanting to show me the light. Never, never, never has one of them agreed even with a minute portion of one of my columns. They start by berating my linguistic skills, then its on to my grammar then spelling. Eventually a few will comment on what I’ve written about. Not surprisingly, they never have an alternative suggestion for solving the problem, situation, whatever I brought to their attention. When pressed they go to the closet bring down the old shoebox Terry McAuliffe gave them filled with all the liberal answers to all the worlds’ problems. Do liberals have any values? Damn right, there in that old shoebox somewhere. Liberals have learned the computer keyboard and the Internet can make them whoever and whatever they want to be. Liberals are convinced there are only three kinds of people, liberals, dumb and dumber. They can fabricate any story and the public will buy it, a lie told often enough becomes the truth. Back to my conversion. I love the people who e-mail me, especially those little old blue haired ladies from Canada. Much the same as tulips come from Holland, fine wines come from France, pure liberalism comes from Canada. Every Canadian believes it’s their duty to point out the ills in the American system. Canadians get a lot of direction from American liberals. Every four years the Liberal American Expatriates Association holds their political convention in Toronto Canada. They’ll return to America when liberals are in total charge, or when grandpas will is read, which ever comes first. There is so much more I could write about liberals, it would be redundant. Liberals probably won’t read past the first paragraph and conservatives know everything I have to say. I’ll close with this promise to my fellow Conservative Republicans, my conversion isn’t going to happen. ------------ About the author: Ken Hughes is prone to an occasional grammatical error and an occasional misspelled word. He claims to have learned to write by reading the Old Testament. Therefore, if you have problems with his writing talk to God. If his spelling offends you talk to Bill Gates. Ken believes its the message thats important, the rest is nonsense. Email: ken-hughes@comcast.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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