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Michael Jackson Isn't Called Whacko For Nothing [Whacko Jacko C'mon Backo]

By Bob D. Caterino
Mar. 25, 2005

I get the sense that Michael Jackson isn’t called whacko for nothing. Wearing pajama’s into the courthouse is not the way to get the jury on his side. Dancing his way into the hearts of many is one thing, hoofing in the front of the courts is not a good thing.

Remember that monkey he had? Well I heard that the monkey left because of mikes insane behavior. He just couldn’t take it anymore so he packed his bags and fled to his native homeland at Mr. Peebles pet shop and locked himself in and swallowed the key.

There is a fine line between cool and losing it. Mike was cool giving us the moon walk and other cool dance steps that some choreographer showed him. He lost it when he started touching himself while he danced. I think he made that one up himself.

I always deem it suspect when a grown man invites children over to play with him. I know he wants to look, act and be just like Peter Pan but well need I say more? I think I will.

Lure is the key. What kid wouldn’t want to be with a pop star? Now tell me what child would not want to be with a pop star with his own wonderland in his back yard?

Children no nothing about Michael Jackson, so it would seem that this is the work of the parents. They were once fans and now push their children towards the pop star. Now they can tell all of their friends that their kid stayed at the king of pops house. Well that was then, now they are trying to hide that fact.

I have nothing against Mr. Jackson the pop star. I also have nothing against Michael the so called dad or the dancer. I am suspicious of Mr. Jackson the Pan. Michael, you did grow up my friend so now pay the piper, not to be confused with Pied Piper or Peter piper who picked a peck of pickled peppers. This is all you Mike and all the money in the world is going to save you. There is one thing that will get the man out of this. That one thing is his accusers. Their after one thing and that’s money. That kid’s mom didn’t wish this thing to get this out of hand. She was looking for a huge pay day and well, that didn’t come this time. If his lawyers can make the jury see that Mike is being bilked then he will be a free man.

Mike, think before you act out and acting weird is not the answer.

“Ill be there” “Thriller” and “ABC” is what we remember Mr. Jackson to be not a kid touching Never land, womb renting weirdo. Mike, close your eyes and try to remember dude. Remember Mike?

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About the author: Bob D Caterino is a writer that we all either hate or love. His work can be found at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino

He hopes the death threats will stop. Its only words he uses. Laugh and lighten up will ya?

Email: bobdcaterino56@aol.com


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