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Mar. 9, 2005 Close and lock the doors of Looneyland. The libs are loose again. Hillary's running around acting conservative, Bill Clinton is giving the bed up to Bush I, Dan Rather's retiring to the chicken ranch. Somebody told me Hillary Clinton was telling a group how bad abortions are. Egad, what's up with that? It sounds positively Republican.(By the way, to my illiterate lib friends, proper nouns are capitalized. You capitalize Democrat you also must capitalize Republican.) Bill is in a Boy Scout mode, too. He and Bush I were on the plane on business for Bush II concerning Tsunami victems, or some other related job(see they can get along)and with only one bed on the plane I'm told he gave the older Bush the berth. Dan Rather is leaving the evening news. He's packed his bag and off to the chicken ranch after tonight. We won't have Dan Rather to kick around anymore...hey, isn't that what Nixon said? Well, okay, not about Dan Rather. Anyway, you get the idea. Martha Stewart says prison life was good for her and she met some wonderful and varied people there. Hey, I'm all for her having more of a wonderful experience and meeting even more people if she thinks it will do her good. Personally I just think she's just missing Trixie(or whatever her bunky's name was). I don't know whither I should throw Michael Jackson into this mix. Would you call him liberal, or just crazy? I'm not gonna make a decission here. We'll just let him be for now. Okay? Bill's also back in the hospital having minor surgery done. Okay, I can relate to dealing with doctors. I think he's being pretty stoic having scar tissue removed. Being out of public office seems to agree with him. I haven't heard much about John Kerry other than sour grapes, but that makes sense. Otherwise it's bellyaching as usual. Still there's a lot of suspect behavior going on with the libs and it makes me ask one question...What the heck are they up to? ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College and the author of The Ghost of the Cavalier due out May 2nd. He is the father of two children, one of which tells him he will be a grandpa next September. Both first issues are greatly anticipated and more details to be released later. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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