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Mar. 2, 2005 Harry Carey said it best: "Hoooo-ly Cooowww!" and that is an understatement. Okay, a little over a month ago my daughter told me she was going to have a baby. Imagine, a good looking guy like me a Grandpa. Well, the story gets better. While it's too early to tell what the baby is they did an unofficial ultrasound. Guess what...they asked her how she felt about having twins. TWINS! Ain't that a hoot? WOW! I'm glad I was sitting down. I'm gonna have to put in a whole new wall around here for all the extra baby pictures. D**N! I can only imagine my wife, if she were alive, would have thought this very funny. Leave it to her daughter to get a two for one deal...she would have done that if she could have and told me here's your two kids. That's it. Anyway, now I have even more reason to get better. If that weren't enough to cheer me up I don't know what would. I've got a smile ear to ear right now. I told her no wonder she was having so much trouble with morning sickness. They're down there pushing each other around looking for space. I can just see it right now. One is saying to the other:"Shove over, I gotta have some elbow room." And the reply:"Heck, no! I was here first. Besides, I want by the window. I have a cousin who has twins about my daughter's age. I also just found out my Mother-in-Law's mother had several sets of twins. Geez! I have no idea about on the other side of the family. Patrick, Holly's other half, hasn't had a chance to tell his mom. I hope she's sitting down. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to measure for a new wall. Has anyone seen my tape measure? ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College and the author of The Ghost of the Cavalier due out May 2nd. He is the father of two children, one of which tells him he will be a grandpa next September. Both first issues are greatly anticipated and more details to be released later. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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