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June 30, 2005 In news that is definitely not new, the big media confides that our wondrous Transportation Security Administration is a thief. Surprise! Thousands of taxpayer bucks for twenty gallons of coffee (well, we do have to stay wide awake . . .). Fifteen hundred for an extension cord (no mention if that bought, rented, or leased the thing). And on and on into the small-change-for-a-bureaucrat millions. For all the Sean Hannity-Fox News types: the federal government is a conspiracy of criminals—what else do you call this kind of thing? Which brings me to The Speech. Discussing crap like this reminds me of my morning walk. The complex here has a number of dumpsters, the use of which no one seems to have mastered. Each morning, I have to close the damned covers against the neighborhood's marauding raccoons, cats, and the rest. If I don't, I have to take my walk through the garbage strewn about. It's about ninety-five degrees here every day . . . Does this remind anybody of the way "American" conduct their national security? WELL, anyway: Fearless leader—you know, the chicken become a hawk who roosted with the national guard when there was a chance to "defend America" in Vietnam—now exhorts us—and our kids—to fight to the death in Iraq. What do you say about a— Sh!t, you fill in a word. I'm just not up to describing this guy anymore. Besides, I might pick a word that's illegal, treasonous, you know. The Speech. I'll bet it was easy to write this sucker. Everybody with an IQ higher than seventy knew what he would say, how he would say it, and the facial expressions he would use. He didn't lie about the reasons he got us there? Did you listen to what he said in the damned speech? If you're no better at detecting a liar than to believe what this guy says, stop answering the phone. Somebody will sure as hell sell you the Brooklyn Bridge. Or the Arctic Ice Pack. The man is a liar. For the die-hards who somehow still argue the point, I remind you of his sober report about Cuba and the sex trade. That was a bald-faced lie, he got caught at it when the supposed author of the study he lied about repudiated his statements, and it's a FACT that he lied. So don't tell me he isn't a liar. READ MY LIPS: George Bush, President of the United States, is a liar. The speech, Hal, the speech. Well, I have to pick stuff like that up every morning, and put it back in the dumpster. Which reminds me that people just don't seem to know what to do with garbage. Last thing, for those who still want to talk about Aruba, Natalee Holloway, and all that: Hey—take advantage. Learn from it. The kind of lynch mob fervor you hear on Fox "News" (my god, Van Susteren is actually trying to solve the case!) and the rest is the same kind of nitwit nonsense that got us into Iraq. Sure. Saddam was last seen with . . . no actually, he wasn't. But the CIA said he was. Well, god damn, it SOMEBODY (better make it a nation—you can't spend three hundred billion or so chasing down just a few guys) attacked the World Trade Center, and we need to nail somebody. Get out the rubber hoses (how long do you think it will be before O'Reilly demands that?)! Oops, I mean Tomahawk missiles. Wait a minute, I was talking about Aruba. Or was I? What the hell, we want either our girl back or somebody in the gas chamber (or whatever). Nuke the bastards! ------------ About the author: Hal von Luebbert is a retired soldier, private detective, bodyguard, and - recently - high school teacher. In 1978, the US government in its IRS avatar destroyed his business and family. In 1985, when he had recovered and remarried, they did it all again, this time driving a teenage son to three attempts at suicide. A war ensued, and when von Luebbert counterattacked federal murder attempts with electronic and personal surveillance proving massive governmental crime, a US District Court protected their federal empoyers by ruling his records exempted under the Freedom of Information Act by the national secrets exemption. US Senators and national media forwarded proof of federal crime like mayhem, murder, rape, and extortion to commit rape protected their masters by concealment of the evidence and personal silence. Protected still by evidence of federal crime, together with the fact of large numbers of remaining witnesses available for subpoena, von Luebbert lives mostly in the wild in Texas and states where concealed handgun laws make it possible for him to defend himself with lethal force. He is also a sixth degree black belt and three time national judo champion. His new website is www.judoknighterrant.com Email: judoknighterrant@yahoo.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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