Political Humor - Thanks Brooks, Stan And Others

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Political Humor - Thanks Brooks, Stan And Others

By Frederick Smith
June 29, 2005

Here is some political comedy based on email correspondence. First, something Brooks pointed out to me; yeah, Brooks thinks I blather. Brooks, what makes you think I blather? What, you think I go on and on about topics, that I use too many words, and never get to the, how to say, “point?” Certainly, quite assuredly, actually, Brooks, you are, in fact, I do believe, wrong. In any case, Brooks is a good guy with a sense of humor (wrong-minded politically, but no one's perfect):

“Democrats Unveil Initiative to Keep Science Out of Politics” - when Brooks sent me this link, the title had me pretty worried for a bit... ;)

Stan Grimes sent me this joke – best I'd heard in a while:


BIG misunderstanding!



 Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's season opener
sitting in the first
 row, with the Secret Service people directly behind
them. One of the
 Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers
something to Bill.



 At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at
Hillary, looks back at the
 agent, and shakes his head "no". The agent then says,
"Mr.
 President, it was a unanimous request of the entire
team, from the owner of the team to he bat boy."



 Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when
the agent tells him
 the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and
says, "Ho-Kay! If
 that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..."



 With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar
and the seat of her
 pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the
wall onto the field.



 She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill
you!*%$%**!!!.."



 The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up &
down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.



 Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He
leans over to the
 agent and says, "How about that! I would have never
believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"



 Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks
what is wrong.



 The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to
throw out the first
 Pitch.

Last but not least is a parody of Ann Coulter, put up by a Conservative magazine no less! The link was sent to me by a Conservative, in response to one of my articles where I mentioned Ann:

Did you know Ann Coulter had her own magazine? Sure she does, it's called, “Ann Coulter – Living”.

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