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Enough Of Keyesism, Or Keylessism

By Dennis L. Siluk
June 14, 2005

In lack of anything else to do this morning, I looked at Thomas Keyes articles, what a bunch of gobbolegook, his articles that is, a few of them anyhow that I read, to see who was this Camel Feeder; I should not have looked, not sure if it is a turkey or ham who wrote them; maybe a turkey-ham-hotdog. Does he not get tired of the mouth syndrome—on and on he goes as if we need to be told like children. Oh my gosh I’d think he had a bipolar disorder the way he writes. For one thing, he hasn’t looked up what we give to poor old Egypt, nor the military budget for 2005, or for that matter any year [we are not Haiti you know, our budget is over $15 dollars]; what we spend at the United Nations alone is more than Egypt’s GNP (will maybe not, but close to it). That’s the turkey part of the hotdog. The ham part we all can taste. It is just good English to spell out acronyms, we are not all Camel Feeders you know, with such high intelligence like him. ACLU has a name. And professor correct your spelling [as for ‘o for a’] for a man of the world like you, it’s all in English 101. Maybe he was one of the people in my farting circle of group therapy, and just doesn’t like me anymore. My gosh, can’t blame him, for an atheist that’s just expected.

His theology needs a little brushing up, you don’t’ need to go on for two or three long paragraphs [the manic part of his writing] on ‘Babal,” he says this and that; I mean you already informed us how much of a ham you are; take a calm down pill Language expert. We know you are trying to defame the Bible, for Keyeism.

He wrote two books, I see, and he implies they are non-fiction (unpublished), did he think people would think they are otherwise, my gosh, we are not all fooled as he. He’s been in some hole I do believe, or cave if he doesn’t know what our tax money is going for. He says where did I come up with such figures; he should present new ones if mine are not according to Keyesism; but he doesn’t, just goes on hysterically.

No wonder I’ve never read him before, after reading three of his articles, it was enough. He is likened to an old hen with an egg stuck up…you know were. I recommend he go to anger management. I’m sure it would do all of mankind or at least his circle of friends a world of good; it sure would do useless-knowledge some good.

I am not impressed with all the ‘Thus’ he uses (i.e.) ‘…thus this, and thus, that,’ who are you trying to impress? I’m been thus-ing all morning long. Reminiscing of Keyesism, it could be called, Camel-ism, or sensationalism. Not sure which one has the keye sounds best in.

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About the author: Mr. Siluk is a world traveler, a lover of the mysteries around the world, and has visit many World Heritage Sites, his most recent being Easter Island, the Galapagos and Mesa Verde. His books can be seen on/at Barns and Noble.com, Amazon.com, Wal-Mart, Abe.com Alibis, Boarders and several other sites and book stores. Many of his books can be purchased through the English Bookdealers. He spends his time between Lima, Peru and St. Paul, Minnesota, and has just finished working on two new books: "The Macabre Poems,” and “Perhaps it’s Love,” and continues to work on "Curse of the Abyss Worm,” a suspenseful mystery, and “Cold Kindness,” a tragic love affair.

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