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Natalee Holloway, Duct Tape, Blonde Hair, And The Three Stooges

By Brooks A. Mick, M.D.
July 29, 2005

So the hair on the duct tape was NOT Natalee Holloway’s. Which begs the question, “whose was it?” Entering speculation mode once more:

How many pieces of discarded duct tape are there in the world? Probably enough to stretch from here to the moon! And how many of those have blonde hair on them? Probably not many. Do people routinely plaster duct tape on their heads and then discard it? Does hair randomly attach itself to loose old duct tape? Enquiring minds want to know.

So, have there been other women kidnapped on Aruba? Have there been other disappearances? Have there been reports of young women drugged, raped, returned relatively unharmed but remembering nothing from a dose of rohypnol, the infamous date-rape drug? Are there sadomasochistic orgies on Aruba where women are routinely tied up and taped up? Enquiring minds want to know.

Since we have quite blatantly incompetent police work, and since we appear to have some of the powerful on Aruba such as the police chief covering up for their cronies such as Mr. van der Sloot, could similar things have been going on and never reported, never made the news, never plastered onto the front pages of newspapers or repeated endlessly during primetime of cable news? Enquiring minds want to know.

If the Kalpoes’ car was seen parked near the drainage pond as if waiting for something or someone, for whom could they have been waiting? Someone to give them a little legal advice? Someone who would know how to dispose of a body or spirit off a kidnapping victim? Enquiring minds want to know.

If the crime goes unsolved and the guilty unpunished, would it be a good idea to boycott Aruba? Perhaps if enough financial punishment were inflicted upon the island, enough pressure might be exerted or someone might develop enough conscience to come forward and tell what they know. If this type of police incompetence and cronyism is routine, do we want to allow teenagers to visit with relatively little chaperonage? Enquiring minds want to know.

Do innocent suspects routinely concoct several stories to explain their whereabouts at the time a crime was committed? Is obstructing justice by telling lies and hampering a police investigation a crime on Aruba? Do the Dutch even have a crime lab, or are they pretending? Are the Three Stooges still alive and working as police on Aruba? Are Laurel and Hardy the judges? Have we seen their faces? Do we know that they aren’t Laurel and Hardy? Enquiring minds want to know.

Has Joran van der Sloot or the Kalpoe brothers ever been known to douse a cat in turpentine and set it on fire? Are they known to engage in dangerous or kinky sex? Enquiring minds want to know.

Are you going to let your kid go to Aruba?

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About the author Brooks A. Mick: 63-yr-old physician, still practicing medicine but retired from the US Army. Write just for the fun of it, but working on novel in the vein of Tom Clancy's politico-military genre.

Email: brooks15@cox.net


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