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George W. Bush Has A New 800 Pound Gorilla

By Ken Hughes
July 28, 2005

Every time the Democrat’s plant their feet solidly in the sand preparing for the tug of war they know is coming, George W. Bush adds another 800 lb Gorilla on his side. This time it’s the announcement some of the troops will be coming home from Iraq within the year. RINO John McCain keeps calling for more troops in Iraq. I’m not sure how reliable Senator Mc Cain’s military judgment is. He did nearly as much damage to the US Navy as the North Vietnamese. He crashed a plane in Pensacola Navel Air Station Florida, He nearly sunk an Aircraft carrier in the Pacific when a rocket on his plane released and fired across the deck. He, was shot down and spent the majority of the war as a prisoner. I’m sure none of this was intentional, I’m sure there was a lot of bad luck involved. It does leave some of his skills in question.

Just when Liberals have the media convinced the wheels are coming off in Iraq, we discover the boys will soon start coming home. Worst-case scenario Liberals say Bush is cutting and running, leaving Iraqis in the lurch. They wouldn’t do that would they? What would his motive be, he isn’t running for office. He isn’t being impeached, he doesn’t have a Monica to cover up. If Democrats make a political issue of the pull-back they’ll suffer in the coming election. The American voters aren’t willing to sacrifice the lives or the reputations of their soldiers.

Every time Democrats think, they have an issue President Bush pulls another 800 lb Gorilla out of his bag of tricks, sending Democrats looking for a hole to crawl in and recuperate. Mexican General Santa Anna learned it the hard way, Don’t mess with Texans. Especially one who owns a ranch and a chain saw.

I got this from some one who knows someone who’s sister teaches Karl Rove’s Gardeners grandson, In Washington journalistic circles that’s enough conformation to make a story.

Karl Rove has a plan to end all this BS about him leaking classified information. He plans to put Teddy Kennedy and Chuck Schumer in the back seat of a 1976 Oldsmobile. Drive them up to Martha’s Vineyard over a narrow bridge and let nature take its course. Then he’s going to get G Gordon Liddy to mastermind a plan to break into all of John Kerry’s many houses, steal his three Purple Hearts and auction them off on E-Bay. Finally, he’s going to hide in the bushes in front of Dick Durbin’s house, when Dick comes home he going to jump out and say [BOO] and scare the hell out of him. That should take care of the lot of them.

If all of this seems farfetched, you haven’t been reading liberal web sites, listening to NPR, or following the mainstream media.

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About the author: Ken Hughes is prone to an occasional grammatical error and an occasional misspelled word. He claims to have learned to write by reading the Old Testament. Therefore, if you have problems with his writing talk to God. If his spelling offends you talk to Bill Gates. Ken believes its the message thats important, the rest is nonsense.

Email: ken-hughes@comcast.net


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