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July 26, 2005 I read an article in FOXNEWS.com, dated 22 July 2005, entitled, “Flag-in Toilet “Art” on Display in California Justice Department” and I admit, it has inspired my own “Art”. I am not an artist. Most of my “art’ is doodles on paper and stick figures. It seems that “Art” is a big thing with California Lawyers. Many had their “Art” displayed on the walls of the California Justice Department’s cafeteria walls. The piece that has inspired me is the one entitled, “T’anks to Mr. Bush” which depicts an American flag, in the shape of America being flushed down a toilet. Since this is considered acceptable “lawyer art” I thought perhaps I would commission a few pieces for the exhibition. After all, there is nothing more appropriate to replace displays of the Ten Commandments with than artwork depicting toilets. So in the spirit of toiletry: How about a mural consisting to two toilets, each containing the end of a rainbow with miniature American flags peppered across its scope? We could title that: “T’anks to the Gay Agenda of Same Sex Marriage? How about a piece of toilet art depicting a toilet bowl in the middle of a flush? Within the bowl we see the logos of ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC and a host of other mainstream media outlets; each sporting their own little American flag. We could title that “T’anks to the Forgeries of the MSM? How about a toilet tapestry depicting Sen. Dick Durbin, Sen. Ted Kennedy, Sen. John Kerry and Sen. Hillary Clinton; standing over a flushing toilet; watching their reflections spinning round and round; headed for the sewer; with each of their foreheads tattooed with an American flag imprint? We could entitle that piece: “How Appropriate!” or “T’anks to the Liberal Left!” According to the Liberal Left, artwork similar “T’anks to Mr. Bush” is to be treated with the same respect as urine soaked Christian crosses and vagina pasted portraits of The Virgin Mary. So I will try to find an artist willing to take on my suggestions; paint the works and submit them to the California Justice Department to see if they can find appropriate space on their cafeteria walls for my inspiration. Gee! I would even settle for a bathroom wall. I know, I know. It will never happen. I’m not a California Lawyer. But perhaps…… ------------ About the Author: Michael John McCrae has contributed over 400 articles to Useless-Knowledge.com. Email: macswordV@hotmail.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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