Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water
can be made safe to drink
. A: Flirtation makes water safe. It removes grit, sand,
dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed ?
A: The sun shines on leaves and they perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour ?
A: Maybe leave it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans ?
A: Tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon.
All water flows towards the moon, because there
is no water on the moon. The sun joins in too.

Q: What are steroids ?
A: Things to keep carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty ?
A: He says good-bye to boyhood and grows to his
manhood & adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized ?
(e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium,
the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium
contains the brain; the borax contains the heart
and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels, a, e, i, o, and u.

Q: What is the fibula ?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean ?
A: Nearby or not far away.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean ?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

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