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July 8, 2005 I believe that I have come up with a way to rid society of pesky criminals in a way that is not upsetting to stupid liberals AND would be a way to cut present inmate maintenance costs appealing to conservatives. The idea that I have come up with is criminal exile. As more murderous pedophiles are popping up like the pond scum that they are, there seems to be no way previously tried that is able to control them. Unlike plans which stupid liberals have tried, mainly a process of inducing the hardened criminal with a cocktail of drugs and forever trying to rehabilitate them. I have a much better plan. My plan would be to have those who are serious threats to a peaceful society exiled, forever. That which I think of as serious threats are the like of murderous pedophiles, serial killers, and habitual rapists that this narcissistic society has spawned. In cases where a person has killed in self-defense, they probably should not be incarcerated. In cases where thievery, perjury, assault and a myriad of other crimes, I of course do not think that exile would fit the crime. In some cases, rehabilitation can actually happen. What I am referring to are the BTK killers, the Charles Manson’s, the Terry Nichols, and the murderous child molesters of the world. Exile is a much better alternative to the death penalty and is more cost effective than housing them in prisons. I do not understand why taxpayers should have to foot the bill for medical care, food and housing for hardened criminals while some decent law-abiding citizens cannot afford as much. I do not see a problem with exile. Exile is humane and would even be entertaining. I bet that if these clowns actually would be exiled to some remote island, it would make the best reality show that has ever been thought of to date. Just imagine the entertainment of watching “murderous bling-bling” gang-bangers and violent Aryan skinheads who have committed murder go at it in a real-life quest for survival. How about “crazy” Charles Manson and the BTK killer having conversation while roasting crab and drinking fermented coconut milk? How about crazy terrorists concocting ways to bring everyone on the island into the submission of Islam? Not only should America send its hardened criminals to some remote or other islands that are far away from any mainland, but other countries should consider this as well. The pleasure of watching them build their allegiances and such would be great. They may try to weave flags out of palm tree leaves, each settle on their side of the island, have wars-everything. Would they fail or survive? Would they work together for survival and learn to love one another, and sing, “We are the World”, or would they hammer out spears made of rock and bamboo shoots? What fun subscribers to cable and satellite would have!! We could watch them just like as a kid watching an aquarium or the progress of an ant farm. Just as with an ant farm or fish aquarium however, the creatures must be fed, that is just a fact of life. So will the dumb criminals have to be fed if they cannot rustle up enough crab and coconut on thier own. I am a humane thinking individual. I say that military MRE’s would be a good supplement to the criminals food supply, so that the poor dears do not starve. Those meals could be dropped from military transport planes in strategic places next to each inevitable collection of like dummies. Now for the good part. We would be able to watch the progress of these idiots because of cameras placed all over the islands, that are used as criminal holding lands. These cameras would be placed on very high poles, (to keep them out of reach of innovative mischievous criminals). The bottoms of these poles would be guarded and protected by high-voltage fences and razor wire. Occasionally, a camera would fail or maybe some silly criminal may find a way to disable one. You know how those clowns are, always searching for a way to do something wrong to get over on somebody. In this case, a military entourage would have to be brought in to protect the technicians to make the repairs, then in a short time the camera that was down would be working again. This done quickly and cost effectively so that we may enjoy every angle of criminal networking. There would not have to be any outside human contact with the bozos on the islands. Just dropping food and camera repair would be the only cost, and that would easily be made up for in sponsorship of the satellite and cable channels that would carry this real-life SIM’s show. Stupid liberals and self-righteous conservatives; you had better be glad I’m not running things! I would have a ball cleaning up the mess that you have made with society! ------------ About the author Brian E. Scott Sr.: I enjoy humor, and I am a realist. Combining the two is a worthwhile past time for me. Email: scott8539@bellsouth.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com. Please link to this article rather than copying and pasting it onto your site (which would be unauthorized and illegal). |
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