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Jan. 31, 2005 [Joey’s 1997 roman à clef, DIARY OF A HUSTLER (ISBN:0952464764), shot to best-seller list prominence by exposing the premium put on pre- adolescence (and/or the illusion thereof), in the sexual market place. His DIARY OF A HUSTLER 2, scheduled for publication simultaneously with the re-release of its prequel, does likewise. I contacted him for his comments on the ongoing Michael Jackson scandal): LAMBERT: Do you personally believe Michael Jackson is a bona-fide chicken hawk? [Author’s Note: Chicken Hawk = older man with a penchant for preying on young children]. JOEY: I can only tell you that there are an awfully lot of chicken hawks out there. Even I was surprised to find how many of them are “hovering” in this business, asking for me because I shaved most of my body hair. Then again, calling my clients chicken hawks might be a misnomer, in that I’ve always hustled while of legal age, just looking like I should be in shorts and sucking on a lollipop (a la “Lolita”). I mainly dated guys who if they really wanted sex with a kid would have probably been off molesting one, not paying me to play Let’s-Pretend. You’d probably get better input, on all of this, from some real-life underage kid walking the streets and dealing with his johns; there are plenty of youngster runaways out there, selling themselves to customers every day of the week, month, and year. LAMBERT: Actually, I have interviewed a few in my time. They’ve always, to a one, made it a point to comment on just how much money is to be made hustling when young (or looking young), compared to the skimpier returns realized by tricking when older (or looking older). They’re pretty much universally insistent that if you want to make it big in the hustling business you had better do it while you’re still in your teens, or look like you’re still in your teens; youth a premium in the flesh business. JOEY: Tell me about it. LAMBERT: All flattery aside, you’re still looking mighty good for your age which, if my addition serves me correctly, finds you passed teen-status. Still into complete body shaves? JOEY: I never did shave my head hair, by the way. But I’ve graduated, hair and all, to paying customers who actually want companionship and conversation. You ever try having a meaningful conversation with a kid, especially with one of today’s kids? I usually have this uncontrollable urge to interrupt each and every one of them, mid-sentence, screaming: “Knock! Knock! Any grey matter at home in there?” Proving, I think, that for guys who like kids it’s more a control thing than it is sexual. LAMBERT: You think that’s why Michael Jackson did what he reputedly did? He's a control freak? JOEY: Michael and his life are downright weird. But is he a child molester, with control problems, preying on kids because they’re vulnerable? We don’t really know, do we? Nor are we likely to know until the trial plays out. Maybe not even then, what with all of the large piles of money thrown around and, probably, yet to be thrown around. Why don’t you get back to me after the trial is a little farther along, or after the verdict? With Michael in jail, I suspect, I’ll be more prepared to be perfectly candid about what I genuinely think. ------------ About the author William J. Lambert III: Take a look at his books: Written under his pseudonyms, William Maltese: http://www.williammaltese.com Email: the.lambert.iii.laager@worldnet.att.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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