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Jan. 28, 2005 Sometimes, less is more. Sometimes, it really isn’t. Such is the case with bald men. (Not to be confused with “balding” men). Bald styles, as a fashion statement, are a bit tricky. Much like spandex on women over size 12. Yet, many men are opting for this choice in cuts. Don’t get me wrong. From a grooming standpoint, I recognize that it requires less maintenance and is much neater. And I am definitely on board for anything that makes a man look more polished in his presentation. I even like the playful pleasures afforded by bald heads. But the bald truth is that it ain’t workin’ for everybody! Let me explain. On Yul Bryner it’s beautiful. On Charles Barkley it’s super sexy. On Michael Jordan, it’s stylish. It’s a no-go on Dennis Rodman, Peabo Bryson and Hosea Saunders. The culprit is symmetry and head shape. No harm intended, but fellows with cranial shapes like the Cone Heads on Saturday Night Live should not dare to go bare! The same holds true with guys with foreheads that enter the room before they do. Or those with features like E.T.. Of course, I’m no Mr. Blackwell. And beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder. But beware, and proceed with caution! ------------ About the author: Jennifer Brown Banks is an award-winning poet and popular feature writer. She is the founder and president of Poets United to Advance the Arts. Her upcoming book of poetry, "A Paradox in Pink" is scheduled to be released in Spring 2005. Email: jenniferwriter@yahoo.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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