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Howard Stern: Nasty Mouth [Part 13, Stermite Poem]

By Dennis L. Siluk
Jan. 28, 2005

I have a Stermite poem, but first of all let me address two emails. First of all, I’ve been having most of their emails shifted over to ‘junk mail,’ but today I needed to have something to write about so I found two emails that didn’t make it there. I found just the right amount of worthlessness to write about in these two letters. One from a Stermite that implied: I live in a glass house be careful, something similar to that. I’ve never claimed to be without sin, and I’m just doing what Howard’s been doing for 30-years, I’d think he’d be proud of me. How do you think he got his reputation, it wasn’t from selling roses on the church steps. But you got a point there, it is getting old for me and I’m losing interest in the subject. And I have other things I need to get to, if only you Stermites would leave me alone for a few days instead of provoking me. Actually I never wanted to go beyond the first letter, and here we are #13. Second, I got a letter from a KW, and the person says in essence: don’t squander the forum's space; nobody wants to read anymore of my clash with Howard Stern. First of all KW, that is the editor’s choice, not yours goofball. Second, if you don’t like it don’t read it, I mean, come on, are you that weak you can’t turn the channel? That’s what Howard would say: matter-of-fact, he’d tell you to go screw off, which I should, but I’m trying to be nice. Third, by the looks of the email, and other sources, and comments, you are out numbered by a landslide if you believe that no one wants to know. I think you just got a big mouth and like to poke it where it don’t’ belong. Actually I don’t think KW is a Stermite, just a loser. But in all fairness, I again do not wish to make this my life plan. I think guys like you get off on this. I mean, you plant the seed and the crap grows, now harvest it, you did the planting.

Stermites

Oh dirty little mouths over earth you seem to be sneering! I think? Under the porch hides a little boy listening, come closer. Yes, it’s a Stermite, as he’s sometimes called. I think he is looking for dirty books, not little turtles. Meanwhile back in the house, adults are hammering down alcohol. It’s Sunday and everyone’s home from church. What a wonderful household it is, so dark and bleak, sinful green; leaning out the window someone’s thinking, uncomfortable sad.

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About the author: Mr. Siluk is a world traveler, a lover of the mysteries around the world, and has visit many World Heritage Sites, his most recent being Easter Island, the Galapagos and Mesa Verde. His books can be seen on/at Barns and Noble.com, Amazon.com, Wal-Mart, Abe.com Alibis, Boarders and several other sites and book stores. Many of his books can be purchased through the English Bookdealers. He spends his time between Lima, Peru and St. Paul, Minnesota, and has just finished working on two new books: "The Macabre Poems,” and “Perhaps it’s Love,” and continues to work on "Curse of the Abyss Worm,” a suspenseful mystery, and “Cold Kindness,” a tragic love affair.

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