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Jan. 27, 2005 I had a Gentleman write me today, a person who likes Howard Stern; and was quite the opposite of what I am used of coming across, no dirty mouth like the other Stermites. He spoke frank, and upfront; and respectful. No name calling, and assured me Mr. Stern was not spending his time writing one sentence reviews on my books, that it was some jerk want to be’s; I’m translating his email my way, he didn’t even say jerk, I did. Anyhow he thought for a moment I might have put the so called review [s] up, using Howard’s name. I assured the reader I could use the publicity, but not that way. First of all it’s is not right, second, I’d not stoop so low, third, I should have thought that also of Stern, but his name was there, and I guess it didn’t occur to me his own followers would betray him in a clap of an eye, and use their leaders name to create illegal statements. I contacted Amazon.com, and they are investigating it, and will take the garbage off the site as it is not a review by far, and so he did look at it and agreed with me. As I told the reader, I don’t care for Howard’s lifestyle, and that is that, but I don’t know the guy, and so that is where it tops. Now for part two. I did review his book, “Private Parts,” closer today, and alas, it reminds me of faint frosts on rotten leaves; and the gathering of poison for war against our youth. Grammatically it is not ill; he has too many adjectives, and not enough verbs, or misplaced ones, or too many compounded in a sentence. His indirect objects are out of place, and not enough semi colons for separation. I’m no English major, but I can see that in a heart beat. Matter-of-fact, he has no theme, plot or insight, just a long line of words—run on sentences with no plan. Many fragmented sentences and again no regularity from page to page, and sometimes from paragraph to paragraph. He uses every four letter word he can put on or into a page, to produce his literary product. He admits on page 237, he’s crazed. On the same pages he’s telling about how he’s going to destroy the place he works for [real loyal guy, just like his followers, like father like son], I don’t want to use his language or the location, you can read it for yourself. But it’s an evil heart at work. He talks about his philosophy on page 317, “…jump into a tub, get yourself wet. Put your finger in an electrical socket…you retards.” He could work on this sentence also, it wouldn’t help the book but it would for reading ability. He repeats himself on page 529, “Piece of sh!t,” three times. On page 525, he is talking dirty again. He talks about a man grabbing his penis and so forth and so on. No wonder the FCC is fining this guy, and he wonders why. I’ll have to pray for him; which may be the worse and the best thing he ever got. I could go on and on, and I took many notes, but it is just a book not worth its weight. When I went into the bookstore, a big bookstore, I asked how many books they had on Howard Stern. One, just one, and they were embarrassed to lead me to that one. They said they had a whole stack of them a few years back and they just sat around, and so they had to almost give them away. But on Barnes and Noble.com his book is 48,000, I guess not bad, since my one book is 68,000. ------------ About the author: Mr. Siluk is a world traveler, a lover of the mysteries around the world, and has visit many World Heritage Sites, his most recent being Easter Island, the Galapagos and Mesa Verde. His books can be seen on/at Barns and Noble.com, Amazon.com, Wal-Mart, Abe.com Alibis, Boarders and several other sites and book stores. Many of his books can be purchased through the English Bookdealers. He spends his time between Lima, Peru and St. Paul, Minnesota, and has just finished working on two new books: "The Macabre Poems,” and “Perhaps it’s Love,” and continues to work on "Curse of the Abyss Worm,” a suspenseful mystery, and “Cold Kindness,” a tragic love affair. Visit http://dennissiluk.tripod.com Email: dlsiluk@msn.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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