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Jan. 26, 2005 Life is so predictable sometimes. I was checking out Amazon.com for my recent book called “Perhaps it’s Love,” just came out, I even tried to order it two weeks ago, can’t get a copy, its on order though. Anyhow, I checked it out to see if I might order another one, I only had five from the publisher, two left; and I noticed it had two reviews already. I couldn’t believe it, two reviews and I ordered a few books, and was told it was on a back log, and not available yet. Even got two emails from Amazon.com to be patient, they’d send the books as soon as they got them. But how could Howard Stern get one and his cronies, and do a review? This is what I thought, so it occurred to me then: he’s Howard Stern, I mean, the big guy, the cult leader, they must have connections; that is what I told myself; should I bow or what? Maybe I can buy his copy since I can’t get one I thought? But he can’t have one, so why pretend to want to buy it, so again It old myself. Then I read his feeble blast, I should say their blasts since there were two, as they think it was a review, but I’d call it revenge for my snotty, but true articles I’ve written about him and his followers, his cult-cronies, and I suppose I deserve what he is doing, playing games; kids must play you know. Nowadays, if you don’t talk nice to porn stars and their followers, it is get even. But at least buy the damn book, don’t be so cheap. They most likely read the synapse on the site and figured no nasty words in it, so let me get my fangs into it. We do have one thing in common, he is about the worse radio and TV hoist I’ve ever came upon, with the filthiest mouth, and he just doesn’t’ like clean cut reading. My books are not banned, like he is. His cronies wrote something also, he was even more limited in his long uncreative sentence than Howard was. I actually gave Howard a little more class than what I should have [before]. His sentence made no sense, as did his apostle’s. The apostle geek, said: “A Gay Christian,” now if that is what he got out of whatever he thought he read, he’s dumber that I thought, perhaps on some drugs, or coming off them. At least a few of the folks that emailed me [Stermites] had a better handle on the English language than he did. But it’s who you know, not what evidently. At least get the story right. Howard I’m actually ashamed of you, you should get your hands slapped for your literately skill, which is nil. He says: “I don’t think the author has the ‘appropriate equipment,’ to write thank you notes, much less novels…” Is that a statement-question, or what? it doesn’t say anything other than blowing steam. Maybe he can translate that someday. I mean, where is the review? If that is what you call a review, he is really limited, or must be staring out the kitchen window trying to think up sentence number two. I hope he’s got script writers, because this only shows me his effortless inefficient absurdity. Maybe his wife can help him with the second sentence, somebody should. I’ve seen some of his writings, and if you ever want to see fragmented sentences, up the …lets say, nose for short, pick up his book. His books surely out sell mine, why, he’s got the Stermites foolish enough to buy them, brained washed; not because they are literature per se. Playboy sells also, if that is what you want. I wrote a book back in l981-82 that I got a letter back from the Pulitzer Prize Committee; actually I got two letters, one for a book on child safety, and one for “The Tale of Willie the Humpback Whale,” both favorable. Oh they didn’t make a lot of money; one was for an origination, and Minnesota teachers, the other for kids. That is more than what these two goofballs can say; plus President Reagan took note of the Child Safety Book, by sending a letter which was printed up in the newspapers. Anyhow, his ghost writer must have been on drugs when he produced his books. But again I don’t take this personal, he at least gave me one star out of five, I’d not have given him even that, so he’s got a better heart than I. I bet if I used some of his four-lettered words, I’d had gotten five out of five stars. In closing, let me say: if Howard Stern thinks my book stinks, it must be good; I mean his taste is not what 47-million other Americans consider of a very high quality, to include the FCC. If he’d had said, “Boy, that book is good,” people would be looking for the nasty crap inside it and get disappointed; or try to ban it. So I suppose I couldn’t expect anything better, now could I? ------------ About the author: Mr. Siluk is a world traveler, a lover of the mysteries around the world, and has visit many World Heritage Sites, his most recent being Easter Island, the Galapagos and Mesa Verde. His books can be seen on/at Barns and Noble.com, Amazon.com, Wal-Mart, Abe.com Alibis, Boarders and several other sites and book stores. Many of his books can be purchased through the English Bookdealers. He spends his time between Lima, Peru and St. Paul, Minnesota, and has just finished working on two new books: "The Macabre Poems,” and “Perhaps it’s Love,” and continues to work on "Curse of the Abyss Worm,” a suspenseful mystery, and “Cold Kindness,” a tragic love affair. Visit http://dennissiluk.tripod.com Email: dlsiluk@msn.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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