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Jan. 13, 2005 In life there are people who work hard, have integrity, have respect for themselves, and grow up to be someone that is well-rounded. Then there are people like Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton reminds me of a person on welfare, doesn’t earn money, but gets it anyway. Paris Hilton is the blonde bimbo that weighs in the double digits, has a sex tape and seems to not have any regret making it, an author (goes to show that anyone can get published), a model, and a reality televison star. She’s also a person who I never understood how or why she’s famous. Today, my students took a history test. Afterwards, I decided to give them a break and watch some television in the classroom. I asked the students what channel they wanted to watch, they agreed to watch VH1, which stands for Video Hits 1. Ironically, VH1 doesn’t show videos, nor hits, and I don’t understand the 1. The first channel? VH1 decided to show a televison show that is half Life Styles of the Rich and Famous and Biography. The show had a narrator that sounded snobbish and he would explain to the audience watching how small and poor we are. “Paris Hilton spends $20,000 for her dogs pedicure.” Her little dog gets a pedicure that costs $20,000? Paris Hilton is a blessing to the economy, because can anyone name a moron who is willing to spend $20,000 for their dog’s pedicure. I couldn’t believe how much of daddy’s money she spends on absolute crap. She’s a fashion model? For what? Anorexics-r-us? Paris Hilton is trying to be an actress. The keyword is try. And let’s see the hits that she brought out. “Nine Lives?” Never heard of it. “Sweetie Pie?” Doesn’t ring a bell. “Zoolander?” Oh wait, only a cameo. “1 Night in Paris?” Oh yeah, the one where she sells herself like a prostitute. Oh wait, is that what Pris Hilton has to offer? You betcha. It’s amazing how everyone says “2005 is the year of Paris.” Right, I’m sure when 2006 rolls around the one thing on everyone’s minds is Paris “I’m a skinny whore” Hilton. Has anyone watched her show with Lionel Richie’s daughter? You know, the coke-sniffer. What’s her name? Oh it doesn’t matter, she’s not famous anyway. But the tv show is called “The Simple Life” and that title fits Paris 100%. Simple. I remember watching a commercial where it shows Snoop Dogg, a washed up has-been rapper. During the commercial Paris flaunts out a “Snoop Dogg does his own laundry? That’s hot.” Great one-liner. That’s hot. For shizzle, Paris. For shizzle. What the hell is shizzle? I actually went to Barnes and Noble to check out Paris’ book. No, not to buy it, because I have plenty of toilet paper, I don’t need Paris Hilton's book. I actually looked through it, and all I saw were more skanky pictures of her in “clothes.” Actually, it was more lack thereof. What is with Paris Hilton showing asscrack? Has anyone really looked at an asscrack and thought, “I like that?” I don’t remember looking at the plumber and thinking, “I like that.” To me, Paris Hilton wants attention, plan and simple. She wants attention and she gets it, I’m writing about her. However, I am sick and tired of hearing about girls like Lindsey Lohan, Tera Reid, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton going to parties, drinking, having sex with everyone in the room, and having journalists actually praising them and saying things like “Thank god for bad girls. They are young, let them have fun.” I’m sorry, they are skanks, sluts, and honestly, they need to be stripped of all their money and put into an institution to where their names will fade away like their talent and fame. ------------ About the author Megan Williams: I'm from Memphis, Tennessee, and I am a school teacher who teaches history. Email: redheadmegan@yahoo.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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