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Jan. 8, 2005 She’s who most women wanna’ be. She’s who most men wanna’ see. This diva is undeniably at the top of her game, and consistently rated at the top of most beauty and popularity polls by millions of adoring fans. Yet, by her own admission, Halle Berry has suffered physical abuse, been cheated on, and is now twice divorced. All sadly before the age of forty. On a recent Oprah Show appearance, she vowed she would never marry again. Some say that her predicament is a result of poor choices. I say it’s proof positive of how difficult it is to snag and keep a “good man” even for those bringing a lot to the table. Take Star Jones as an example, as well. We hear her words of wisdom and acute observations daily as a co-host on “The View”. She’s bright, bodacious, and well regarded. Yet the man who ultimately won her hand in marriage was reported to have homosexual involvement. Guys think they have it rough! And frequently remind us via relationship columns, talk show forums, articles and authored books. I say all things considered, they are still bigger winners than we are when it comes to the relationship arena. Not only do they have better pickings, but a much larger pool from which to choose! To provide some enlightenment, and illustrate my point, here’s a round-up of what typically dominates the dating scene for single females-- regardless of race, religion, age or education. THESE ARE THE CHARACTERS IN “AS THE DRAMA TURNS”: BEER BELLY BOB--- Bob is a man with uncompromising taste. He likes his women to have “trophy” status—“36-24-36.” He feels that a fella’ has a right to like what he likes, and sees nothing wrong in seeking out the best. The problem? Bob is balding, 50 lbs. overweight and hasn’t been able to touch his toes in over a decade! CHEAP CHESTER--- Chester wants to give his girl the world! As long as there’s a coupon for it, or a two for one deal. He counts every penny he spends, although he has a good job with all the successful trappings. Chester views romance as a potential investment and keeps a running tally in his head of every dollar, everyday. If a girl is lucky, and he’s really into her, she may get to “super size” her meal at his favorite eatery, McDonald’s. PAUL THE PLAYER--- Paul is gorgeous to look at and fun to be with. He’s tall, handsome and exciting. Knows how to make a woman feel special. The downside is that he’s usually making too many women feel special simultaneously. Seeing love as a game, he strings women along and devastates lives. Here today, gone tomorrow! LIONEL THE LIAR--- He’s the master of deception— full of lies and alibis. Keeping up with all the details of his fables can be exhausting. He insults the intelligence and erodes the respect factor. DEADBEAT DON--- Don likes to keep things “smooth and easy”. After all, he’s a free spirit. Don refuses to date women with kids, feeling it will cramp his style. He’s a mover and shaker and can often be found wherever the “happenings” are. Unfortunately, he sees nothing wrong with his having offspring from Ohio to Alaska! And rarely supports them. “FINDING HIMSELF” FRED--- Fred doesn’t have a job or a clue. At thirty, he still occupies his mother’s basement as he ponders life’s complexities, and considers the question “to be or not to be!” ------------ About the author: Jennifer Brown Banks is an award-winning poet and popular feature writer. She is the founder and president of Poets United to Advance the Arts. Her upcoming book of poetry, "A Paradox in Pink" is scheduled to be released in Spring 2005. Email: jenniferwriter@yahoo.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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