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Jan. 5, 2005 Well, here we are into another year and once more I celebrated seeing the new year in without a kiss from any female(My daughter doesn't count). I wasn't alone though as I had to work. I've spent a lot of the last few new years without getting a kiss from a female. The ones where I did it was a drunk one at a bar. I don't normally drink, but I just happened to have nothing better to do. One year I planned on going out and had just finished moving to my current home and thought I'd take a nap. I was tired. I took a shower and lay down for a couple of minutes. Next thing I know it's after midnight. That was New Years 2000. Y2K slipped in without me even knowing it. I miss having a woman in my life(again my daughter and mom don't count). I wish I could meet someone, but working as delivery for Pizza Hut(yes, a shameless plug)is very limiting. The women there my age, or near my age, are married. All others are HS, or college age. Not good. Hey, I'm not bad looking. I've even been told I'm pretty good looking for someone in their 40s. I just have too high a standard I guess. I broke up with the last woman I dated because she drank like a fish. She also referred to her cats as her babies. Yeeccchhhh! Look I like cats. But calling a cat my baby. That's just wrong. It creeps me out. I've got children...I know the difference. Kids are curer and love me back. Cats have no concept of love. They are conceited. True, they are nice, but I haven't had one tell me I love you Dad once. I also have allergies so none are allowed in the house. I do think sometimes my son's fish wags it's tail when it sees me, but I suspect it just wants fed. Now he also has triops to take care of. I don't know if he's named them yet.(Those are tadpole shrimp in case you didn't know. Kinda like seamonkeys.) I miss my wife. I guess I always will, but I wish I had someone not blood relative to share my life with.(You know what I mean.)I want a warm, healthy female in my home and bed this next year. I'd like on a regular basis. Again, I repeat, just in case some of you didn't catch it...a non blood relative. Someone I could buy flowers for. I want to have someone I can take out some place. Someone not too young, not someone too old. Someone fun and not so big they've been fork lifted to Jerry Springer's show. Someone I wouldn't meet at a circus sideshow. Is that too much to ask? Hey, I know it's shameless. I'd consider almost anything warm, female, and legal age. And just in case you didn't catch it the first dozen times...not blood relation. Okay! Sorry, I guess I'm just tired of getting kissed at New Years by relatives. Enough said. See my e-mail address below. ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College in Lebanon, Illinois and the father of two teens (one of which will be getting married in the next couple of years, maybe sometime in 2006) and the author of The Ghost of the Cavalier due out in 2005. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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