Dear Ron, I'm Only One Person

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Dear Ron, I'm Only One Person

By Kayley G
Jan. 4, 2005

This is a reply to Dear Erica, I Have Many Problems.

Dear Ron,

1. Can't help ya with that one.
2. Find a new sports team.
3. Get a loan.
4. Take vitamins.
5. Call someone to fix it.
6. Can't help.
7. Kidnap your daughter and move her to China.
8. Can't help. (I only have 1 Eminem Cd as for my Ipod thats a whole different story)
9. Run away from the idiots and/or isolate yourself from everyone.

Well Ron I tryed but I'm only one person hope it helps!

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About the author Kayley G: I'm an EMINEM fan and a D12 fan. I have a "just don't give a crap" attitude and don't care what you think of this article!

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