A Comic Look At Love Lost For The Modern Day Woman!

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A Comic Look At Love Lost For The Modern Day Woman!

By Misty Browne
Feb. 26, 2005

You’re sitting at a table in a little corner restaurant all by yourself, sipping a latte and wondering when your love life is going to take off for the sky. Suddenly during your little pity party for one, you feel eyes upon you and a blush start to creep up your neck.

There across from you in the other little corner, all by himself, is a handsome middle-aged man giving you a crooked smile with come-to-bed with me eyes looking straight at you.

Your heart skips a beat and you are instantly reminded of all the sappy romance movies and books you have indulged in over the last ten years. Could this be your knight on a while horse coming to whisk you away to his love castle in the hills? One hour later you are leaving with this mystery man who calls himself “Frank”. You both run blindly to a parked car down the street and soon are zooming off to your place (cause his is too far) and find yourself madly entwined at the door while fumbling for your key.

Once inside, the next hour or so is a blur for you and you find yourself madly in love while enjoying a post-coital smoke between the two of you. Is this for real? Has fate finally dealt your king of hearts just in time for your biological alarm clock to go off?

Hardly so it seems. For he is dressing while exhaling the last plume of smoke from between his oh so kissable lips and is promising to call YOU (cause his cell phone doesn’t always work) very, very soon. You smile and nod your head in bliss despite the nagging bells of alarm going off in your head.

How many times has this happened to you? For me, probably only a handful. I must admit that in this day and age, women are provoked and coddled and wooed into bed by mysterious men with the promise that it will not be the last time they call. Or see you. Why is it that women are so prone to this? Does this happen to men? It seems as if it never does.

It’s almost enough to make you want to cry. Actually it does. Is there something that we as love starved women can do? Yes, we can practice abstinence and never say YES to any man ever again. Chances are that this is going to happen to you at least once in your lifetime.

So what is the cure you might ask? What can I do to keep this from happening to me? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Unless like I pointed out in the above paragraph, you want to become the female Pope (G-d bless him!) of this century and never ever have sex again.

So women, I say arm yourself with raincoats, book that table at the little restaurant down the street and charge your cell phone “just in case” and enjoy this pitiful love life that you own. For one day, I promise, just when your knight is starting to ride off into the sunset (without you) his horse will break a leg and he will be forced to wait (with you) for AAA to come.

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About the author Misty Browne: I have written one book which is not published as of yet titled "A Song for Melody"

I write for the passion that it creates in my life.

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Email: mistymbrowne@yahoo.com

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