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Feb. 1, 2005 Okay, bear with me. How many out there remember a program called Doctor Who? Yeah, that's what I thought. It's a little obscure since it's a BBC show. Anyone who knows anything about the show knows The Doctor was/is a Time Lord. A time lord is someone who lives on another planet called Gallefrey. They have among other abilities the ability to regenerate. They become eccentially someone else externally. Michael Jackson used to be black(unwhite, dark skinned from African decent, etc.)Then he gradually changed. There are definate periods of change. You can see the stages of transformation. He obviously has regenerated several times. He was white a few years ago. Now I'm not quite sure what he is, or if he's even humanoid now. Look, I used to like Mikey. I remember him from when he sang with his brothers. I remember when he first went solo. Then he began to change. He started to regenerate. My daughter and one of her older cousins thought he was hot. All I heard was Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson! Now it's...Michael Jackson(oh brother). There isn't the same feeling. My wife was an Elvis fan and I'm sure she didn't like the idea of Michael marrying Lisa Marie. Heck, Elvis probably wouldn't like the idea either. Not because he might have been racist, but because Michael Jackson is clearly unstable. Well, Time Lords often are a little quirky. I'm not surprised he's in so much trouble with the law. I mean the guy's had a very strange life. He's had so many changes both good and bad. He's got reason, I guess, for being erratic. I have no idea if he's guilty, but if he's a Time Lord should we hold him to our standards? I'm not going to get into that. Right now that's the jurisdiction of the State of California(or is that the State of Confusion?). All I can say is... If he has a big blue phone box nearby don't let him go inside. ------------ About the author: Lee Zelhart is a proud graduate of McKendree College in Lebanon, Illinois and the father of two teens (one of which will be getting married in the next couple of years, maybe sometime in 2006) and the author of The Ghost of the Cavalier due out in 2005. Email: graphicsdoctor1@sbcglobal.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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