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The Cycle Of Life

By Bob D. Caterino
Dec. 31, 2004

A woman and a man decide to have a baby or, well sometimes stuff happens and they are forced to. Now after nine months a new born boy or girl is born. Sometimes that depends more on how fertile the couple is. The baby, usually bald, no teeth and cant talk walk or see. Isn't that baby cute? Lets face it folks open your eyes. All babies are born ugly with wrinkly skin but that’s getting off the subject.

Now you have to change the baby’s duty diapers and feed it. You have to feed it and care for it. This stage usually lasts for a few years. Now the baby is walking seeing, pooping in the potty and starting to talk.

Now a walking human being the baby starts school and his or her scribble is hung up on your fridge. It is awful but I understand pride so I'll let it pass. Now the kid does what all kids so but you take a close long look at yourself and poof your kid now a man or a woman is getting married. Wow that was a long look in that mirror.

Now your kid, your baby is having a baby of their own. I’ll bet you can't wait for the revenge factor to take effect. What? The revenge factor you say? Well that’s when you say to yourself now they will know what we went through. Isn’t payback a bitch? Now things get complicated. So I will have to start from the beginning to show you what I am trying to say here. You may get dizzy so hang on.

Toothless baby. Can't wipe itself feed itself and no teeth or hair all wrinkly. Now na na nana na, kindergarten baby stick your head in gravy. Fights, money spent on clothes that they out grow in three weeks. Yada, Yada, Yada it’s older and even older yet. Have a few children of its own. Now getting grey from all the fuss the same things you laugh at now but they are going nuts with. Now even older yet the child now seventy starts losing its teeth, and hair and getting its wrinkly skin back. A slip here and a slip there the son or daughter has to get them in diapers. All hair is lost, no teeth and unable to walk now you are forced to care for it. The child is the father of the man.

Well, over simplification is my game here. Cycles have been making the world go around for many years, well that and gravity. Trees do it, animals do it. If nothing recycled itself then we would cease to subsist.

A couple was arguing about life. One person says, ”Hey the weight of the planet can’t exceed what it has always been. We can’t make it so heavy that it would fall out of the gravity field. Now the other person said this stupid statement. “What about all the building we are doing”? The other person now tells the arguee that we can only build with the things made here so therefore the weight already exists”. Here is where I had to step in. I told them what if. I said “What if there are so many forest fires and home fires that the planet gets so light it floats into space”. Now I walk away. I know they are still ten years later trying to prove me wrong.

Let’s just enjoy the time we have here. It is very short and a lot is wasted on silly nonsense. Be happy and have a great new year.

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About the author Bob D. Caterino: My e-Book is out. I am proud to say that "Growing Up Goomba" Is selling slow but steady. Feedback is good. Thanks to all my fans. sold only at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino

Email: bobdcaterino56@aol.com


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