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Dec. 30, 2004 Britney Spears started out in a Mickey Mouse operation. When she started sprouting boobs she was tossed into the signing field. We all know about that. She auditioned for Disney against Christina and Jessica. Christina can sing but they both got the part anyway. Jessica did not get the part. She got stage frieght. Now Britney's roots show sometimes. I read up on the subject and it seems her great great great grandfather was the one and only Shake a Spears. He couldn't sing but sure knew how to throw his voice. He was a great puppeteer. Maybe thats where Britney gets her unique lip sinking talants from. She has a bod you can shake a stick at. Its just in her blood. Spears, sticks whats the difference. Her sister is gaining fame too Bratty Spears. If they don't have enough money already. Take it all why don't you. I haven't heard anything from the Spears as of late. I think she is fakley marrying some guy just to get back in the news. Only time will tell. Face facts Brit. You are old news now. Jessica is old news also. The boat has sailed. Maybe you can go on star search, oops that show was canceled. Ok try rewriting that oops song again. I think the last four songs sounded the same. I guess it is that old saying if something works do it over and over again. Dye those roots and get some more work done Brit. I have only one question for you before I go. What did your mom ever do with the money? What money did you ask? The money she had for your singing lessons? Oh yeah one more thing Britney, try paying your dues like so many do in real life. Overnite sensations are a dime a dozen. Hey I have five bucks. ------------ About the author Bob D. Caterino: My e-Book is out. I am proud to say that "Growing Up Goomba" Is selling slow but steady. Feedback is good. Thanks to all my fans. sold only at http://www.ebookmall.com/ebook/163906-ebook.htm. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino Email: bobdcaterino56@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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