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There Are Bigger Issues Than Skanky Britney Spears

By Andrew Egelhoff
Dec. 30, 2004

Over 100,000 people are dead in southeast Asia due to a massive earthquake/tsunami. Now after all of this, millions upon millions are left wothout food, water, or shelter. We're in a war full of corruption and lies that is killing thousands of people, Iraqi and American (even worse, we're not even counting Iraqi deaths... you know, "less important"). AIDS is taking harder grip in Africa, while clinics are shut down all over the continent becuase our president doesn't agree with thier stance on abortion... this in a country where one of the leading causes of womens deaths are do to botched back-door abortions.

All of this in the world, and the one thing anyone here can do is bitch and moan about a school teacher who can only personally bitch and moan about how things just arn't perfect enough for her. I guess I'll put Britney Spears' "skanky" antics on the top of my clean up list, this before I adopt some orphans from the Florida Hurricans, and try to help rebuild an already empoverished nation now struck with natural disaster.

Maybe if everyone just stopped spending thier time complaining about the amazing "misfortions" we have in this country, those "skanks" would have nothing to sell to us, and we could spend our time saying something about the REAL issues.

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About the author: Andrew Egelhoff is a High School student in Portland Oregon, and an apprentice to the renowned Jefferson Dance Company.

Email: andrew@eetech.com


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