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Dec. 30, 2004 Just when I think that there won't be anything funny on the news there comes a story that well you decide. In case you are wondering why a Christian would find this amusing hey remember in order to be a saint one must first be a sinner. It seems that a particular hotdog stand was very popular and I think some wives got suspicious. In that the price the men were paying for a hotdog cost more than a room addition. And he did not bring her a hotdog home. It seems that the cops perhaps acting on a tip decided to raid the stand. Can you see this going to court. The ladies were of ill repute and was selling more than a hotdog at least the kind that is hard to put on a bun. I wonder what type of condiment or is that a condom they put on the hotdog? I had planned on going to Walmart to buy a big package of the American's favorite treat. Then I heard this story so okay I did buy the package. But I don't plan on opening a stand. I guess it goes to show that the second oldest profession always finds a way. But it makes you wonder something. Was it chicken flavored or beef? Oh shut up Judy, but I can think can't I. My husband who is retired lamented that these new cops have all the fun. But you know what I have to wonder what they will be charged with or by who? I guess it only goes to show that only in America. I remember once a certain lady in our area kept being visited by an auto mechanic at least that is what the called it then. But now it does put an entirely different spin on hotdog. Now before you go and start throwing rocks think I guess with the seriousness of the world right now with the disaster in SouthEast Asia we have to have something to laugh at. In my area I don't think that the council would disaprove or the cops. Hey did I just see a hotdog in my mayor's hand. Trust me he would be the first in line. ------------ About the author Judy T. Lloyd: The author of five books and over a hundred stories and articles and poems. The first book published was The Twelfth Of Never and can be found at Barnes And Noble by special order. My second one is at the publisher's for consideration. www.poetrypoem.com/trooperdkinex.net http//www.authorsden.com/judytlloyd Email: nancyl1948@earthlink.net Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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