1. Boston wins World Series.
2. End of major combat in Iraq (damn, that was 2003).
3. U.S. experiences worst hurricane season in twenty years.
4. Anna Nicole loses weight.
5. End of major combat in Iraq (was that in 2003?).
6. Howard Stern goes Internet (Anna shows him her boobs again).
7. Two cosmonauts are hungry as hell.
8. Shaq goes to the Miami Heat.
9. Kobe Bryant acts like a normal sexual superstar.
10. Scott Peterson didn’t disguise himself well enough at the border.
11. Oh, and did I mention that major combat is over in Iraq?

This very well could be a year that will always be remembered for a titanic step made by conservatives. They have voted a lunatic zealot into the Presidency.

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