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Dec. 28, 2004 Britney Spears is the epitome of the word skank. Why? Let’s begin, shall we? As we all know, Britney Spears is a pop culture icon for music. I personally don’t know why, because 1. She can’t sing and 2. There is no music when it comes to her music. So why all the commotion? It’s simple, Britney Spears is a skank, and she doesn’t sell music, she sells sex. During the years that Britney Spears has been an active singer, some people have deemed her as the next Madonna. However, like Madonna, Britney Spears doesn’t have class. Britney Spears was once caught going to a public restroom with no shoes on. No lie. If that wasn’t enough, it was a gas station. The bathroom was at a gas station. Why would anyone go to a public restroom, at a gas station, and go to a bathroom. What was worse is, I heard it was actually a unisex bathroom. That is gross. I hope Justin Timberlake didn’t have a foot fetish, because he would be licking pee from Bubba. What makes Britney Spears even more of a skank is her marriage to that “guy.” Don’t know his name, don’t care either, but he’s the dancer that she just married. You know, the guy who slept with a woman, had a baby, got her pregnant, dumped her for Britney Spears. Wow, what a man he is. I guess Britney Spears found Mr. Skank, nice job Brit. Speaking of which, did anyone see photos where Mrs. Skank, I.E. Britney Spears decided to flip off cameras? Wow, and kids look up to her? How about when she’s smoking? Oh yeah, she’s sexy alright. What about when she was groping her husband’s genitals? She is really a role-model for everyone isn’t she? Also, in some photos it looks as if she was giving her husband oral pleasure on the balcony of a beach house. How did you think those little children at the beach liked seeing their role-model using her husband as a popsicle? Britney Spears is not only a skank, but she’s also an uneducated moron. I read where she was following Madonna’s new found religion of Judaism. Apparently, Mrs. Skank wanted to follow in Madonna’s footsteps. Okay, Brit, try to do something original. Well, she did. She got a tattoo of a Jewish marking on the back of her neck. Interesting, since tattoos are forbidden in Jewish law. It is known as desecrating the body; therefore, it’s a sin to have a tattoo and be a Jew. Britney, you HAVE done it again, the only difference is what you did again was being stupid. Speaking of Mrs. Skank having stupid tattoos, she has one tattoo on her inner thigh. The tattoo is a Chinese marking that she thought meant mysterious actually meant strange. She literally called herself strange. Wow. Why must Britney Spears be such a skank? I mean, why would she and any other female celebrity like to show how big of a skank they are? Anyone see Paris Hilton? Skank. Lindsay Lohan? Skank. Nicole Richie? Skank. Pamela Anderson? Skank. Pink? 15 minutes of fame is up, and a skank. I hate skanks. What’s next? Is Britney Spears going to add on the list of other skanky little girls that are going to grow up to do drugs, be a porn star, and hate their mother. I think so. Hey, did you hear Jenna Jameson wants to be a mother? HAH! ------------ About the author Megan Williams: I'm from Memphis, Tennessee, and I am a school teacher who teaches history. Email: redheadmegan@yahoo.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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