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Dec. 27, 2004 I am not one of those people that toot their own horn. That is not to say if I am in my car and a truck is going to smash me I will defiantly then toot my horn but in any case I think the joke I wrote needs to be told. I have written many jokes over the last thirty some odd years. I do not write jokes on the even years. Before I get to this particular joke I must tell you folks that this came to me in a dream. I never said I was asleep. I am always dreaming but never in Joke and almost never in color. This is an off color joke though. To build up this joke I may just have to tell you some jokes I have written over the years. I wrote the Joke “Hey my friend just got his whole right side of his body amputated. He is all right now. Theirs nothing left”. Yes I was nine when I wrote that one so take it from where it came from. I played “Groucho” on a local television and had to write a lot of jokes for that. One I can tell was. “I need a glass of water; my throat is a little Cartwright”. The guy would then ask “A little Cartwright?” Then I as Groucho would say “A little Hoss.” This joke is a bit out dated but it did come from a dream. Any joke coming from a dream must be great right? This in fact is why I couldn’t wait to tell you guys all about it. Oh yes I have been called a joke many times but despite what my wife say’s about me I’m still telling you my joke. This wont be like the Joke I wrote when I was fifteen. It was about the girl with one leg named Eileen or was it Peggy. They would frequent the disco called Club Foot. She drank like she had a hollow leg and indeed she did. Ok I see this is bugging you and you want to hear the greatest outdated joke ever told. Here it goes. Here is the joke you been waiting for. Well I think it needs a proper intro so here it goes. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you ‘The Joke” ‘X President Bill Clinton received disturbing news. He was told by Monica Lewinski that she was having his baby. He was not at all pleased with the news but he knew he wouldn’t be able to keep it a secret. Monica then told him that she was going to name the baby after him. He was proud as punch. She said she was going to name the baby after Bill Jr. He said “That’s a great name. Everyone will know it is mine and will call him Bill Jr.” She said “No Bill, I want them to call him BJ.” I will now leave you to ponder this, what will be known as the greatest joke ever told. I only wish you would get the smirks off your face. If you hold in laughter it can cause intestine damage so let it out, laugh. My wife is making me apologize to you all. Once again she was right and I was wrong. I’m sorry for writing such a lame joke. Once again I am very sorry. I’m sorry folks. Ok she is gone. Wasn’t that a great joke friends? What’s more “IM NOT SORRY FOR WRITING THAT JOKE so their. Ok here she comes again. And further more I want to add I will never write a lame joke like that one again. Thanks. ------------ About the author Bob D. Caterino: My e-Book is out. I am proud to say that "Growing Up Goomba" Is selling slow but steady. Feedback is good. Thanks to all my fans. sold only at ebookmall.com. My website: www.geocities.com/bdcaterino Email: bobdcaterino56@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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