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Dec. 26, 2004 Without duct tape Western Civilization would come unglued. Without duct tape many cars would stop running and many appliances would simply explode. You don't need a degree in electrical engineering to fix most household problems -- you simply need a roll of duct tape. If a nuclear war wipes out civilization as we know it, I am confident that the surviving mutants can create a new civilization as long as they have a source of clean water, grass to chew on and an ample supply of duct tape. Duct tape, the all-purpose household fix-it with a thousand and one uses, can also remove warts. Researchers say that duct tape is a more effective and less painful alternative to liquid nitrogen, which is used to freeze warts. If you go to your physician complaining of a wart, cyst or cancerous growth don't be surprised if he whips out his trusty duct tape. "Take two aspiring, quickly yank off the duct tape and say good-bye to your troublesome cyst." If I could stowaway onboard the next space shuttle flight I'm sure that with a little duct tape I could take care of that pesky hole in the Ozone problem. ------------ About the author: Robert Paul Reyes is a columnist for the Lynchburg Ledger. Email: rreyes4966@aol.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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