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Eminem And His Crackhead Fans [Part 3]

By Megan Williams
Dec. 15, 2004

I guess maybe I should owe Eric Schomburg an apology regarding his constant BS with his preacher, because I just can’t seem to get enough with these Eminem fans.

No, I’m not going to waste my time on Isabelle or Amanda, I’ve proven my point about them, I no longer have to prove anything more. It is clear, despite them writing counter articles, that they are incompetent morons. This time I want to address two emails I received yesterday regarding my last two articles. In fact, I would like to share them with you.

shadys_girl412@hotmail.com writes: “I read the article about you calling us crackheads! I am a huge Eminem Fan....I could possibly be the biggest!! I am only 13 years old....and I have gone through a lot of things Eminem has gone through! I grew up with out a dad...A close relitive who raised me like I was his daughter passed away...and more stuff that all his other fans could relate too! You know your a crackhead when you come out writting an article about eminem fans being idiots and correcting someone for not using proprer grammer! Its obvious your just jealous because eminem is talented! We are eminem fans....why does that make us crackheads???¿¿¿”

Well, shadys_girl, if you’re 13 years old and you’re listening to Eminem music, then it’s obvious your parents have FAILED in being parents. Eminem’s music is riddled with foul language, explicit lyrics, lyrics that clearly describe raping his mother, killing his wife, killing this and killing that, and it also discriminates against others like gays and women. Since you’re a 13 year old, it’s obvious your schooling system has failed as well. “Relitive?” “Writting?” “Proprer?” “Gra mmer?” I feel sorry for you, sweetheart. “We are eminem fans....why does that make us crackheads???” Because that is euphemism for stupidity. Wait, I forgot, you’re 13 years old and you listen to Eminem music, so you didn’t understand what I just said. Ah, forget it, you’re a waste of time. Moving on!

blackwolf1424@yahoo.com writes: “I read your column, and am utterly shocked you would call a thirteen year old girl (me) a crackhead. I told you in my last letter, I never even seen the stuff, nor do I have any plans on using it. So shut the f**k up you f@g, you have no idea what /any/ of his muisc means, so really, you have no right to accuse us of anything. Ok, I admit, some people that listen to him do crack, but its not /everyone/. YOu got issues and you gotta learn how to write an article that will acctually insult people properly. E-mail me for advise. I'm very good at it, got my whole damn school thinking I'm a phyco ready to kill someone, and I can't say its not false. So, if you want any advise, talk to me, B***H!”

Wow, such language from another 13 year old, coincidence? Once again, I will say this, blackwolf, your parents, FAILED in being parents. With such language, and obvious homophobia, it’s clear that this little girl needs to be taken to the woodshed a few times. Do you know what the woodshed is, sweetheart? Of course you don’t, because if mommy and daddy try to discipline you, they get thrown in jail. I have issues? I’m not the one cursing an email to someone. I love the part where blackwolf1424 says, “I’m very good at it, got my whole damn school thinking I’m a phyco ready to kill someone, and I can’t say its not false.” Wow. You just admitted to me that you are willing to kill people? Oh wait, isn’t that considered illegal? Oh wait, even on the internet? I believe so. Hmm...not going to be a very Merry Christmas afterall, huh? I guess maybe Eminem music should be boycotted, because it’s obvious from these emails that Eminem’s music is a bad influence on our society. This proves my point about Eminem and his fans.

Merry Christmas, Eminem fans! Remember, say no to crack!

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About the author Megan Williams: I'm from Memphis, Tennessee, and I am a school teacher who teaches history.

Email: redheadmegan@yahoo.com


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