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Dec. 14, 2004 Wow. Did I push some buttons or what? Recently, I was sick and tired of staying quiet and finally I spoke my mind about a couple of things. 1) The whole BS about how atheists want to take “Under God” out of the pledge of allegiance. 2) The repetitiveness of Eric Schomburg’s BS about how his minister didn’t read his book. And 3) Eminem and his CRACKHEAD FANS! Well, as they say in the movies, “the saga continues.” I want to address three people; Isabelle Esling, Eric Schomburg, and Amanda Baker. Let’s start with Isabelle, okay? Okay, here is a woman who claims to be a scholar, yet she uses black slang like “whack.” What the hell is whack? I’m sorry, I speak English, not stupidity. No, I’m not saying blacks are stupid. She writes: “BUT I simply hate it when some bored columnists compose some whack articles stereotyping Eminem and his fans just to write something for their newspaper.” A newspaper? It’s a website, moron. Stay off the crack, sweetheart, okay? She also writes: “You’re an atheist? Good for you. Who cares anyway? Anybody of us has the freedom of their beliefs.” Who says I was an atheist? Did you even read my column, or is that too “whack” for you? Here is what I said: “This website has turned into a warzone with everyone complaining about being "offended" by someone else's articles. "Well, I'm an atheist, and I think that under god should be taken out, blah blah blah" Do me a favor, shut the hell up. Okay? I'm glad atheists are so shallow that they complain about someone else's lyrics or words that they wrote down years ago. Why is everyone so bent out of shape about BS like this? Maybe these atheists should go out and find a job, work for a living, go out on a date, you wonder why these people don't believe in God, because they don't really believe in themselves.” Isabelle, sweetie, do you realize what quotation marks mean? It means you’re either quoting something, or you’re mocking something. Once again, stay off the crack. Isabelle also writes: “Mrs Williams, the way you talk about us Eminem fans is just despicable. So we are 9 millions of idiotic people who have nothing relevant to say? Today I am addressing to you. I am one of those numerous Eminem fans you dare insulting, calling us « crackheads » and « idiots ». You are calling us names and you certainly expect us to call you names in return-in order to prove your point.” Actually, you’re supposed to use the quotation marks when you are quoting something, “, these work, you really want to say “crackheads.” Before you claim that I’m an idiot, make sure you know what you’re talking about, because you writing columns for an internet news group is just “whack.” I would really hate to read that biography you wrote about Eminem. Did you write it on a Mead notebook? That doesn’t count as published work, sweetie, better luck next time. Moving on from a crackhead to a crybaby. Eric Schomburg. As we all know, Eric Schomburg is a fellow comrade to the Useless-Knowledge family. I have respected him as a columnist, but lately he has been crying and whining about how his preacher didn’t read his book. While the first column was good enough for me, Eric had to write article after article after article about this situation. While I respect him, I just really wish he would get over this problem and move on. The preacher lives in America, sweetie, he can decline any damn thing he wants, even if it is your book. Personally, I think Eric just wants to plug his book; okay Eric, we got it, your book is out, big deal. Amanda Baker. Wow, what can you say about Mrs. Baker. Mrs. Baker writes: “I Identify with his music because I am trailer trash too.” First of all, why would you admit that you’re trailer trash? How honest do you have to be? Why not walk outside and scream. “I JUST HAD AN ABORTION!” Because it’s almost the same thing as saying, “I can identify with Eminem, because I’m trailer trash too.” Obviously, Mrs. Baker, you and I agree on something. You are indeed trailer trash. Remember kids, just say no to crack, because it will either make you out to be an idiot with a biography of a white rapper, a crybaby novelist, or trailer trash. ------------ About the author Megan Williams: I'm from Memphis, Tennessee, and I am a school teacher who teaches history. Email: redheadmegan@yahoo.com Tell a friend about this site! ------------ All articles are EXCLUSIVE to Useless-Knowledge.com and are not allowed to be posted on other websites. ARTICLE THIEVES WILL BE PROSECUTED! |
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